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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Dec 1, 2006 2:25:33 GMT -5
Kyle: ...Corie is right. I do have an ego. Kayet: Nice. Kayla: Everyone has an ego. The SC just happened to make yours huge. >> Kyle: That doesn't sound right. Kayet: 'Sup Name Change Kayla: .....dirty boy. Kyle: Yes, the Dirty Boy with the Big Ego. Kayla: No one's is as big as Garretts. Alyak: << Kayet: Aw. Be nice to the poor Garrett. Kayet: His species is endangered ya know. Kyle: Should we compare? Alyak: You could try...but there is a big difference. Alyak: You're fun. Garrett's not as much. v.v Kyle: ...Kyle's ego is pleased to hear this. Alyak: XDXDXD ~~~ Kyle: Yes, even Kyle marvels at the fact he is so Kyle cool. Alyak: oO Can you do that?! Kyle: I am Kyle. Therefore I can do anything. Alyak: CAN YOU DEFY GRAVITY?! Kyle: No. But gravity wouldn't dare defy me. Alyak: oO Kayet: O.O CAN YOU HOVER? ? Alyak: XD Kyle: No. I do not need to because I am Kyle ~~~ *listening to Lips of an Angel by Hinder* Me: >> You can't hear this song, can you? Kayet: ;_; My eyes are watering. Me: << Uh...I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Kayet: >< You made milk come out of my nose! Me: What?! What came out of your nose? Kayet: Milk! Me: XD ~~~Few minutes later~~~ Kayet: You're mean, you know that! Me: COCONUTS! Kayet: XD
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Dec 1, 2006 2:56:58 GMT -5
Kayet: v.v I have to take a shower. Cause my mom says that I havent today. Which I have >< I took one this afternoon before shopping. Rawr. Alyak: ...oO I would LOVE to take another shower... Kayet: I took a shower like...6 hours ago. So yeah. Alyak: << 3 hours ago... Kyle: I want to give the dog a shower. Kayet: o.O Kayet: *Gives Kyle a cookie* Alyak: Does the dog stink that bad?! Kyle: Yeesss. Cookie. Alyak: ...;_; I wanna cookie! Kyle: I want a steak. Alyak: ....Me, too...*goes to make one* Kyle: ... Alyak: HA! Alyak: *winnar* Kyle: *Defys gravity.* Alyak: O.O *bows* Kyle: I win.
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Dec 8, 2006 22:35:36 GMT -5
tame tai kagai (10:29:38 PM): guess what tame tai kagai (10:29:55 PM): i got a manicure by an israelite woman in the mall today tame tai kagai (10:29:56 PM): haha DarknessBound13 (10:31:01 PM): oO DarknessBound13 (10:31:09 PM): You have officially become a pussy. tame tai kagai (10:30:10 PM): what? tame tai kagai (10:30:19 PM): i couldnt help it tame tai kagai (10:30:26 PM): she stepped in front of me tame tai kagai (10:30:29 PM): i almost fell DarknessBound13 (10:31:39 PM): Pussy. tame tai kagai (10:30:43 PM): fuck you DarknessBound13 (10:32:08 PM): *cracks up* tame tai kagai (10:31:17 PM): ? tame tai kagai (10:32:25 PM): what... pussy fuck you? is that why you laugh? DarknessBound13 (10:33:41 PM): Your dick has become a vagina. DarknessBound13 (10:33:47 PM): Do I need to define it for you? tame tai kagai (10:32:57 PM): gah... fuck you
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Dec 10, 2006 13:29:30 GMT -5
*Me & Sam, extremely hyper on the way home from Taco Bell. Walking. We pass the Hospital* Me: o.o Woah...The Hospital's all christmassy! << >> Deck the hospital with neon lights. Fa la la la la la la la la Sam: Sit and watch Taledaga Nights Fa la la la la la la la la Me: Don we now our hospital gowns Fa la la la la la la la la Sam: Till we all get depressed and commit suicide Me: O.O *Coulda sworn there was that record scratch where everyone goes o.O WTF!* Way to kill the song Sam. ^^ *Goes back to humming*
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Dec 10, 2006 22:00:59 GMT -5
Me & Sam: *Skipping down the street* ITS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE *Dancing* CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU
Me: *Walks up to Andy* Dont touch me PLEASE *Pulls self away* I cannot stand the way you TEASE Andy: o.o .... Me: ^^ *Pulls off headphones* Yo. Andy: x.x
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Post by afr on Dec 10, 2006 22:51:28 GMT -5
<Rated R for massive racial slurring... >
Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur? Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago. Randal Graves: Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'Porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors. Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike. Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the upmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me. Dante Hicks: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? Randal Graves: What? Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too! Randal Graves: No it is not. Dante Hicks: Yes, it is! Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jew, sheeny, she just used to say sheeny curse a lot. It was cute. Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute, it was racist! Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist. - But, my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "nigger knife" once. - You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist. Dante Hicks: You think?
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Post by afr on Dec 10, 2006 23:01:16 GMT -5
Elias: [mumbling] "One ring to rule them all." Hobbit Lover: "One ring to find them." Randal Graves: Oh, Jesus. Elias: [pulls a Ring necklace out of his shirt] "One Ring to bring them all." Hobbit Lover: [pulls a Ring out of his pocket, in a dramatic voice] "And in the darkness, bind them." Randal Graves: All right look, there's only one return, okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi." Hobbit Lover: Oh, Star Wars geek. Randal Graves: Oh, i'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses. Elias: You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy. Randal Graves: Oh, what the fuck happened to this world. There's only one trilogy you fucking morons. Hobbit Lover: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, 'cause he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right? [in robot voice] Hobbit Lover: Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga. Elias: [chucking] Yeah, you're crazy Jar-Jar. Randal Graves: Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano. Randal Graves: Even the trees walked in those fuckin' movies. Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy] Here's the first movie. [walks a few steps, staring blankly] Randal Graves: And here's the second movie. [walks a few steps again, pretends to trip] Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser. Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie? [walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around] Randal Graves: And what's with that gay fucking look, I thought Sam was going to saunter over Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending. Hobbit Lover: Hey faggot, Sam and Frodo aren't gay! Their hobbits! Randal Graves: And then after the Frodo and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Frodo's mouth.
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Dec 11, 2006 2:17:56 GMT -5
*Has been annoying Kayla with saying "click" all night* Me: CLIIIICK! Kayla: *typing* Me: What are you typing? Kayla: A bio for OH MY GOD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Karma Kayla!!
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Dec 12, 2006 3:17:28 GMT -5
Kayla: HEY! There can be only one couple making out...AND IT'S NOT HAWK! Hawk: tchhhhh Kayla: WE WILL BANG NAUGHTY SOCKS FIRST! evan: shush Hawk: O.o Hawk: riiiigh Kayla: << We've even got the R room. HA! ^^ evan: well.....we have to vote evan: or not evan: i guess kay can have the first Kayla: ^^ Hawk: baaah you're just jealous cause hawk's not kissin' you XD Kayla: *rocks out* Kayla: We are. Kayla: XDXDXD Kayla: *cracking up*
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Karma Kayla!!
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Dec 13, 2006 22:12:25 GMT -5
Mike: It's not polite for people to burn down their houses everyday. Stop it people... you're not funny... even if you are on fire the rolling is just for extra attention. Stop, drop, and die people. It's getting annoying
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Post by afr on Dec 14, 2006 17:07:28 GMT -5
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Dec 30, 2006 22:18:26 GMT -5
GDR to the Emo bitches on NYH: You guys are all wonderful little cock-juggling dick-snorting goat-fucking twat-waffles. Nope, not emo at all ^_^
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Dec 31, 2006 11:37:14 GMT -5
Kayet: Kayet sings like a dying cow v.v Alyak: ...no one's worse then the lead singer of Hinder... Kayet: DYING Kayet: COW Kayet: IS Kayet: DA Alyak: He's already killed the fucking cow. Kayet: KAYET Alyak: ._____________. Kayet: XD Alyak: XD Alyak: OH WOW! I TOTALLY DIDN'T MEAN THAT AND YOU'RE NOT A DYING COW AND HE DIDN'T KILL YOU AND... Kayet: XD Alyak: This is totally going on funny quotes...ain't it? v.v
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jan 1, 2007 19:38:28 GMT -5
*Saying bye to everyone* Uncle Greg: *Looks at Me & Noah* No hugs and kisses? Me & Noah: ._______________.;;; Me: I think we can skip that. Noah: *nodnod*
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 3, 2007 11:00:22 GMT -5
*on zee phone* Me: My feet are really-- Dimitri: Sex. Me: --cold, should I get some soc--Wait, what? Dimitri: XD Me: ...No. Dimitri: Damn.
^^ It was funny cause it took me a whole ten seconds to realize what was going on x.x
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Post by Miss Twix on Jan 3, 2007 13:49:16 GMT -5
me: hey kyle what time's New Years??
kyle: ....you're joking right??
me: <.< well??
kyle: i'm gonna go get a beer
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 4, 2007 16:47:20 GMT -5
XD
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Post by afr on Jan 7, 2007 13:00:16 GMT -5
We just get home from doing laundry and I am thrilled to death that our bed room floor is rid of stray clothing.
M: Wow!... We finally have space on the floor again ^^.
K: *Sarcastically* Why don't you roll around in it -.-?
M: *Shrugs, proceeds to drop to the floor and roll around in all the empty space.*
K: O.o... Where did you go?... O.O... ARE YOU ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR!...
M: *continues to roll*
K: XD
M: XD
Classic randomness
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Post by Miss Twix on Jan 13, 2007 1:59:06 GMT -5
'Lissa: Hey Corie wanna come with me to Jason's party on thursday??
Me: i think i work...wait thursday?? aww shoot today's saturday
'Lissa: Oo today's Friday
Me: so you wanted me to go yesterday??
'Lissa: <.< i don't know anymore
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Post by afr on Jan 14, 2007 2:57:37 GMT -5
Tis Kayla!
*randomly reading questions from Dirty Minds to Amanda who is on da phone* Mike: I have and expanding rod. Me: ...o.o *holds in giggles* Amanda: O...kay... Mike: You fiddle with my knobs. Me: WHAT?! XD Amanda: XDXDXD Mike: XDXD Me: XDXD Amanda's lost it. Amanda: I'm laughing at you! Me: Oh wow...we're really dirty minded. Mike: XDXDXD Yeah... Me: It's all like..."omghesaidballs!TEEHEE!" Mike and Amanda: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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