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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 3, 2007 2:52:09 GMT -5
*Sitting during all this drama bullshit* Manda: *reading a PM that was sent to me* Me: God...What he said was like...a slap to the face. Manda: o.o *reads* << >> Was that a bitch slap or a backhand Me: *Blink...blink* Both: XD
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 3, 2007 10:57:13 GMT -5
Me: *On the phone with Sam, making guitar noises* Sam: Katey...What are you doing? You're not having a seizure are you? Me: No. ^^ I just felt like being a metal rocker sprawled across the living room floor, post power slide. Sam: ...Rock on. Me: Damn straight.
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jun 6, 2007 14:26:34 GMT -5
Mike: I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. v.v Me: OOH!! OOOH! CAN I BE THE ROCK!?! Mike: *blink* Sure. Me: ^^ *grabs at his package* I FOUND THE HARD PLACE! Mike: .....>> I am now calling it Katey. Me: ...............>< AW! NO!! ====Later that night==== Me: OH! I gotta tell you something. Katey via phone: Uh...what? Me: So...I'm a rock...and Mike's penis is named Katey. Mike: XD Katey: ...........*WHIMPER* Me: XDXDXD Katey: I HAVE NEGATIVE INNER CHILDREN! Me and Mike: XDXDXD
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Me: UN-HUN! Mike: UN-UH! Me: UN-HUN! Mike: UN-UH! Me: UH-HUH! Mike: >> UH-HUH! Me: UN-UH! ....wait...>< DAMN IT! Mike: XDXD
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jun 6, 2007 14:46:50 GMT -5
Richard: *has cootie catcher/fortune teller, courtesy of yours truly* Nick, pick a colour. Nick: Uh...Red. Richard: *does so* Pick a number! Nick: 7... Richard: Pick another number! Nick: 5... Richard: *opens* ...You're an asian slut! Me: XDXDXDXDXD Nick: Aw, hell no. Me&Richard: AHAHAHAHAHA!
~~ Nick: You know what, I'm doing that thing again! I need a different answer. Richard: Fiiiine. Nick: *picks a colour, number, another number* Richard: *opens flap* ...You're still an asian slut. Nick: Damnit! Me: XDXDXDXDXD
~~ Me: *ranting about...god knows what* ...And it's like 2 times 2 equals four! *thinks for a moment* Bleh, I mean, it doesn't equal four, no wonder I failed math. Lindsay: ...Katie? Me: *thinks for another moment* ...2 times 2 does equal four, shut up. Jesus H. I really DID fail math x.x
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 10, 2007 15:32:00 GMT -5
Me Amanda and Sarah: *Playing on the computer, speakers up really loud* Smiley Face Ad: OH MY GOD! Me: ACK Amanda: OHMYGOD! Sarah: EEK Me: *Laying on desk, hyperventilating* Oh...my...god! Sarah and Amanda: XD
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jun 15, 2007 22:03:05 GMT -5
DarknessBound13: Yep. Whatever I name this guy...he's gonna be a fay. Katgirl2oo5: wow Katgirl2oo5: I thought you said gay for a moment Katgirl2oo5: and I was like "wtf, Kat's not a guy you mofo" Katgirl2oo5: but THEN Katgirl2oo5: yeah Katgirl2oo5: ^^ DarknessBound13: XDXD
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jun 15, 2007 22:39:52 GMT -5
darknessbound13: Ass. steelerfan2k3: >>... (_I_) darknessbound13: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jun 15, 2007 23:51:02 GMT -5
darknessbound13: *SIGNS SELF* Katgirl2oo5: !!!!! Katgirl2oo5: EEE Katgirl2oo5: lmao Katgirl2oo5: YOU CANNA SIGN YOURSELF WEE LASSIE darknessbound13: XDXD Katgirl2oo5: wtfscottish Katgirl2oo5: where Katgirl2oo5: the hell darknessbound13: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD Katgirl2oo5: did that come from? darknessbound13: Your ass. Katgirl2oo5: out of fucking nowhere Katgirl2oo5: LMAO darknessbound13: XD
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jun 18, 2007 16:32:53 GMT -5
+70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens. +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Canada sunbathe. +40 degrees Italian & English cars won't start. People in Canada drive with the windows down. +32 degrees Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker. +20 degrees Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt. +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 degrees People in Miami all die... Canadians lick the flagpole. 20 below Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Canada get out their winter coats. 40 below Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door. 60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 80 below Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Canada rent some videos. 100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. 297 below Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands. 460 below ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Eh, Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below Hell freezes over. The Leafs win the Stanley Cup
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahhahaahahhahahaha Leafs jokes<3
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 23, 2007 20:12:48 GMT -5
Me: Amanda, toss me the toilet paper ;_; *has a cold* Amanda: o.o Where? *looks to her right* Me: On your left. Amanda: *Still looks to the left* Me: To the left! Amanda and Eric: To the left To the left XD Me: XD Eric: On the desk to the left. ______________________ [cant remember x.x] You got to blow your nose, you got to blow your nose Me and Amanda: XDXD
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jun 23, 2007 20:43:07 GMT -5
Me & Jimmy watching MTV. Blame Dimitri, stupid RW.
Me: *tilts head, staring at screen, listening to the mindless and vapid chatter of the people who do the parts in between the show segements* Wow. I actually lost some IQ points there. Jimmy: XD ~~
Me: *blinking* Are...are they partying in a church? Jimmy: They're having a gay...party...in a church? Me: That's like FIVE TIMES THE BLASPHEMY!
~~ Person on TV: This is the heaviest box in the wooooorld! D: Jimmy: *dead-pan* No. No it's not. Me: XD
x.x A POX ON THEE FOR UNLEASHING MTV UPON THE UNKNOWING MASSES! A POX!
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 27, 2007 20:15:02 GMT -5
*Amanda and I are talking about pretty guys* Amanda: I like Ian Watkins ^^ Me: I dunno. I'm getting this small infatuation with Trent Reznor. Amanda: o.o;; Who? Me: *Types name in Photobucket and shows her* This guy. Amanda: ooooh Me: Hm. Wonder how old he is. *Checks Wikipedia* Amanda: ....1965?! Me: He's 42 x.x Amanda: He's older than my mother! Me: ;____; He's 42 Amanda: Aw. Don't worry, Johnny Depps oldish. Me: And people don't think its weird to like him? Amanda: No. Me: Yay
;_; *hits Mike* Nine Inch Nails v.v *Is getting a new bandlove*
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jun 29, 2007 22:42:28 GMT -5
*playing Mario Party* Me: *shrinks and moves to play some game* *saying the buttons I have to hit* Dave: Damn... Mike: *blinks* Me: *gets one coin* OH! Was I supposed to hit buttons?! Mike and Dave: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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*another Mario Party Game* Me: *playing as Yoshi and my partner, Daisy, is retarded* >< DAMN EET! Dave: Well, your partner, Yoshi, is retarded. Me: ....;___________; I'M YOSHI! Dave and Mike: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 30, 2007 1:01:40 GMT -5
Desi: O.O Go look at the moon everyone! Jo: o.O Is it red or something?! Everyone: *goes outside* Me: Nah. Thats the apocalypse. Amanda: Oh Joyous Day. Me: *laughs* Amanda: I took pictures! Me: I remember seeing a comedian once. He was all 'I'd love to die in the apocalypse. Cause, then you can be in hell and some guy would go 'I died in a car crash!' and you could be like 'we'll I died in the apocalypse!" Amanda: I was there when it happened! And I was takin' pictures! And all y'all could dream about it! But I saw it! I saw that red moon! Me: *Laughs* Amanda: I took pictures! *Long pause* But I lost 'em on the way down Everyone: XDXD
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 30, 2007 17:27:41 GMT -5
Jo: *randomly walks into the room, french accent* You make my butt twitch -.- Me And Amanda: O.o Jo: ^^ Me And Amanda: XD
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 30, 2007 17:32:19 GMT -5
Amanda: ;_; Look at this! The hole I've been progressively ripping in my PJ Pants Me: oO *looks over* Amanda: This is from this morning and just recently and...*goes on* Me: By tomorrow you're gonna be missing half your pant leg. Amanda: I do feel like ripping it all off but then I'd be even more ghetto than I look Me: I can picture it now, you running outside yelling "Y'all get back in here right now!" Amanda: XD I do do that. The Mexicans across the street give me funny looks Me: XDXD
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 30, 2007 17:51:07 GMT -5
Desi: *Shows us the tub of sour cream thats all Moldy* Its so gross! There's like five different types of mold in there! ;___;
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jul 2, 2007 20:43:19 GMT -5
Me: Deeeesi Desi: Wha-at? Me: I'm selling all my stuff on Gaia ^^ Desi: And giving it all to Jo? Me: I dunno Desi: Pssst. He doesn't deserve it Me: oO Do you? Desi: << >> ^^!!
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jul 3, 2007 20:25:36 GMT -5
Click And Look If You Dare o.o ;___;Amanda: o.o;; Desi! Look Desi: Hm? *looks over* O.O ;____; WHAT IS THAT THING?! Amanda: That's Sarah! Me: <<;; Amanda's ex girlfriend. The thing that cornered her in the hall and demanded that Amanda dated her. Amanda: ;____; You can see her beard Me: Ewie. She turned you straight. Amanda: *sniffle* I'm straight!
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jul 3, 2007 20:50:57 GMT -5
THIS THREAD CONTAINS SPOILERS =O
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