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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jul 3, 2007 20:51:31 GMT -5
o.o;; WTF?
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jul 3, 2007 20:52:53 GMT -5
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE = SNAKE KILLS TUMBLE DOOR
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jul 3, 2007 20:59:09 GMT -5
<<;; Oh, I see.
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jul 3, 2007 21:00:25 GMT -5
D: FINE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO FOUND IT FUNNY
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Post by Bitter Suite on Jul 4, 2007 0:28:30 GMT -5
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Post by Affinity on Jul 4, 2007 10:58:20 GMT -5
your ex looks like a man ...in disguise as a very manly girl
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jul 4, 2007 12:36:54 GMT -5
*Hears A Siren, Sitting At Amandas* Me: *sigh* It's officially the fourth of July, Amanda. Amanda: *Sarcastic, Quiet, Monotone* Oh. Joyous. Day.
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paperflowers
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Post by paperflowers on Jul 4, 2007 12:56:38 GMT -5
*is dragging Tor (my sister) and Kristina (her best friend who is practically my sister) around the mall trying to find a bag for my stupid permit* Tor: Why are we here? Me: I need a bag. My permit won't fit in my Kenshin bag. Kristina: Why can't you just fold it? Me: I think thats illegal or something... I don't know. Kristina: *shoves the ugliest bag she can find into Tors hands* You need that bag, Toria. Tor: Ewww... Its not gorgeous, like your face. Kristina: Hey! Wait... you just complimented me! Tor: I did! >.< I knew I should have waited longer before saying "Like your face."
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jul 8, 2007 19:02:10 GMT -5
Desi: *talking about how she has no feeling in her knees* Danielle: *talking about Kite* Isn't it broken? Desi: No its not broken! Jo: I could break it Desi: No! Then it would hurt *Silence* Desi: THATS A GREAT IDEA
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Karma Kayla!!
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jul 22, 2007 1:15:31 GMT -5
Me: *on the top of my lungs* 99 BOTTLES OF GOBLIN ON THE WALL! 99 BOTTLES OF GOBLIN! TAKE ONE DOWN! PASS IT AROUND! 98 BOTTLES OF GOBLIN ON THE WALL!! *continues* Mike: *covers my mouth* Me: ...*continues* Dave: Here! *hands him a sock* Mike: *shoves it in my mouth* Me: ._______. v.v >> << *continues* ^^!!! Mike: *covers mouth again* Dave, Mike2 and Josh: XDXD Mike: *pokes sock* I told you you should have made the Kool-aid. Dave, Mike2 and Josh: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD Me: XDXDXDXD
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paperflowers
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Post by paperflowers on Jul 22, 2007 12:59:05 GMT -5
*At Jacobs cousins wedding with him because his girlfriend skipped out on him for Harry Potter* us: *sitting there quietly eating dinner with his family* his uncle: *walks up to us totally drunk and picks up his little sister* his little sister: *starts crying* No! Sam! Sam! his uncle: Who is Sam? Jacob: Um... her *points* his uncle: Oh! Is this your girlfriend?! Wow! *almost falls over while handing me Jacobs sister* Jacob: No... shes my best friend. Me: Yep! I am not crazy about his girlfriend ^.^ Jacobs mom: Neither are we! Jacobs dad: *nods* Me: Neither is my best friend! Jacob: Hey! Jacobs uncle: *comes back with another glass of beer almost gone* So... just to create an awkward moment... when are you two going to start dating? Jacob: *sulks* Me: I think you need another beer... His uncle: Thats a good idea! I like her...
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jul 22, 2007 13:37:41 GMT -5
>.> I'd skip out on my boyfriend for Harry Potter
=D
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Post by Bitter Suite on Jul 22, 2007 15:54:16 GMT -5
Me: *Waiting in line for book 7, hears crowd of people yelling* what's going on? Person Next to me: Some idiot is yelling out spoilers in the parking lot... Me: ! *gets by the window and sees a dude running away as people are chasing him and throwing objects at him* Uh oh.. *10 minutes later* Me: *hears cop sirens* My Friend: I guess the crowd caught him... Me: XD XD
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jul 26, 2007 0:39:19 GMT -5
*As we're watching Harry Potter: OotP* Me: *gasp* WEASLYS! Josh: >< Shut up.
Repeat ad namsum throughout the entire movie everytime Fred&George are on screen =D
~~ *watching a trailer for some Vampire movie* Me: Oh look, dinosaurs! Jimmy: ... Me: ...I mean...vampires! >.> Jimmy: XD
I WASN'T EVEN THINKING ABOUT DINOSAURS AT THE TIME D:
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Post by Main Admin on Jul 27, 2007 0:59:33 GMT -5
Ooooh, lemme, lemme. Ahem. Kyle (blackest white kid ever): I want some Ramen noodles... Sherard (blackest black kid ever): What the hell are they? Brian (whitest black kid ever): *Whispers in Sherard's ear* Sherard: ... Oh, boy! You talkin about some oodles & noodles! Kyle: Wha- Sherard: That's what black people call em. Pulls out pack of Ramen noodles.Kyle: Me: *Goes and buys some, later to taunt Kayla on AIM about my sudden possession of "oodles and noodles"* My friend Jamie: My girlfriend told me she loved me. Me: Yeah, so? Jamie: She never said that before. Me: What did you say back? Jamie: I dunno. I scolled down and she had broken up with me cuz I didn't respond fast enough. Me: Ah. That sucks, dude. Jamie: Yeah, my new girlfriend's better though. Me: ...Didn't you just break up with Heather today? Jamie: Yeah. I'm pro-active, so I got a new girlfriend before she broke up with me. I saw that shit comin. Me: ... -_-... And now, back to my hiatus.
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Aug 1, 2007 20:36:30 GMT -5
9:34 PM [GDR] ... I will get free travel deals from Katie 9:34 PM [iKatie] <.< 9:34 PM [Kayla] I'm gonna travel cause the military is gonna own my soul. 9:34 PM [iKatie] I can't give you free travel bitch >.> 9:34 PM [iKatie] Only immediate family =D 9:34 PM [Kayla] You could if you had your own private plane...<< 9:34 PM [GDR] .. YOU WILL OR YOU WILL DIE 9:34 PM [GDR] <.< 9:34 PM [iKatie] >.> 9:34 PM [iKatie] YOU ARE NOT IMMEDIATE FAMILY D:< 9:34 PM [GDR] ... We'll work on it 9:34 PM [iKatie] XD 9:35 PM [Kayla] XD 9:35 PM [GDR] I'm sure I can find a way into your family 9:35 PM [Kayla] AKA..."I wanna bone you and bone you hard." 9:35 PM [GDR] O.O 9:35 PM [iKatie] let's get married in Vegas, and then I'll fly you wherever you want for like two months 9:35 PM [GDR] >.> XD 9:35 PM [iKatie] and THEN we'll get divorced and live happily ever after 9:35 PM [iKatie] =D YAY 9:35 PM [Kayla] XDXD 9:35 PM [GDR] I'll tell everyone you're my friend with benefits 9:35 PM [GDR] Flight benefits 9:36 PM [Kayla] I like Katie's story...but you're forgetting the fact that John'll want some sex. 9:36 PM [iKatie] I'll tell the court you weren't able to perform sexually 9:36 PM [iKatie] D:< 9:36 PM [iKatie] ANULLMENT! 9:36 PM [Kayla] XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 9:36 PM [iKatie] HA! 9:36 PM [GDR] O.O 9:36 PM [GDR] ;_; 9:36 PM [Kayla] *dies of laughter8 9:36 PM [Kayla] ** 9:36 PM [GDR] I'll cheat on the maid then D:< 9:36 PM [iKatie] cheat ON the maid 9:36 PM [iKatie] or WITH the maid? 9:36 PM [Kayla] XDXD 9:36 PM [Kayla] XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 9:36 PM [GDR] >.> WITH 9:36 PM [iKatie] I will find the ugliest damn maid you have EVER SEEN 9:36 PM [Kayla] XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 9:36 PM [GDR] ... And I'll fire her and hire a better one 9:36 PM [Kayla] *just dies* 9:37 PM [GDR] A WAY better one 9:37 PM [iKatie] NO MILE HIGH CLUB FOR YOU! 9:37 PM [Kayla] XD 9:37 PM [iKatie] hmph 9:37 PM [Kayla] !! 9:37 PM [GDR] >.< 9:37 PM [Kayla] Katie...can I join the mile-high on your plane? >> 9:37 PM [iKatie] >.> 9:37 PM [GDR] ... You aren't the person I said I would marry two minutes ago. 9:37 PM [iKatie] >.> 9:37 PM [iKatie] XD 9:37 PM [Kayla] XD 9:37 PM [iKatie] >.> NO MILE HIGH CLUB FOR KAYLA EITHER 9:37 PM [iKatie] no secks on my plane D:< 9:37 PM [iKatie] SEX ON A PLANNNNE 9:37 PM [GDR] ... I'm getting a pre-divorce. Like, we're done before we started. 9:37 PM [Kayla] Jedi Mind Tricks do not work against us and...DDDDDDDDD:< 9:37 PM [iKatie] wow, porno
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Aug 1, 2007 22:01:34 GMT -5
*playing D&D* Me: *gonna attack a guy* *rolls a 1* >< Fuck. Dave: Roll a check. Me: *rolls a 17* o.o Dave: .......Roll damage. Mike: *starts laughing* Me: *rolls a 7* ._. Dave: ...what's your strength multiplier? Me: +2... Dave: You shoot Jamie in the back of the head for 9. Everyone: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Dave: Now it's Jamie's turn. No one else can hit him, BUT KAYLA CAN FOR 9 DAMAGE! Me and Mike: XDXDXDXDXD Dave: That's the most damage he's ever gotten! Me: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Aug 8, 2007 19:16:05 GMT -5
Me: *Browsing internet music stations* Oooh. Jimmy, look at this one! Jimmy: What? Me: It's "An edgy and irrevrant station for teens!" Jimmy: *blink* What do they play? Me: *listens for a moment* ...JoJo. Jimmy: ...XD
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Aug 9, 2007 22:06:20 GMT -5
Danielle: Dear Jesus! Me: oO What? Danielle: *Repeats self* Me: v.v Jesus is mean to me Danielle: Jesus is mean to everyone. Amanda: Don't blame Jesus. He didn't do shit. It's all gods fault. Danielle: This is true.
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Aug 9, 2007 22:12:26 GMT -5
Me: Oh. Em. Gee. O.O! Mike gets mad at me when I say that v.v Its almost as bad as Oh dear. Danielle: I hate when people say Lol or OMG or Rt...adkl Desi: OH EM GEE *from another room* Danielle: Shut the hell up! St... Me: STFU. Danielle: Oo Amanda: It means shut the fuck up. Danielle: oh no. We're sticking with Shut the hell up. Me: Sthu. Danielle: STHU! Desi: ...N-O!
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