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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jan 29, 2007 18:33:22 GMT -5
Me & Sam: *Walking home from school, see a bird* Sam: Chiiiirp Me: CAW! CAW CAW Sam: CAW! Both: << >> MEOW! Bird: O.O;;; *Flies off*
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Feb 3, 2007 23:46:16 GMT -5
Amanda: *angry* I'm gonna be irritable for the rest of the day Desi: There's not much of the day left Amanda: Its 8:45...There's plenty. Me: O.O Who wants to hide from Amanda, raise your hand Everyone In Room Besides Amanda: *Raises hand*
*Getting Bananas From Kitchen* Amanda: They look green. I dont think thats normal. Me: It means they're not ripe. Amanda: Well, they feel hard enough Me: *Just about to grab banana, yanks hand away* o.o ;_; Amanda: XD
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Post by Miss Twix on Feb 19, 2007 2:55:37 GMT -5
me: "kylekylekylekylekylekylekyle!! get up get up get up, you said you take me to da beach today!!"
kyle: "meeehhhh...kyle sleep...no bitch..." <--tiiiired
me: Oo "did you just call me a bitch??"
kyle: "bitch?? what?? bitch beach??"
me: "not beach, bitch??"
kyle: "bea--aw fuck it i'm up i'm up..."
me: "good...<.< bitch...."
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Post by afr on Feb 27, 2007 20:31:01 GMT -5
*swooning over some 17 year old indian guy on American Idol*
K: If I wasn't taken, and engaged I would totally do him...
(um... ok)
Meg: hooker!
me: Whaaaat o.O?
Meg: HOOKER!
me: I wouldn't do him for money, I wouldn't make him pay.
(wow... >.o)
Meg: I can't believe you said that XD
(<<... wtf???)
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Mar 4, 2007 2:53:41 GMT -5
*Me & Amanda are on the computers* Amanda: *on YouTube, reads something, squeaky noise* Me: ... o.O Amanda: *Hyperventilation* Me: ;;>> ? Amanda: *Highlights Reno x Tifa* Me: Oo *pats Amanda on back* Amanda: *puts head on desk and whines* <5 Seconds Later> Amanda: ew...ew...ew...ew... Me: o.o;; Amanda: ...EW I just drooled on myself.
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Mar 5, 2007 13:13:14 GMT -5
Me: *eatting Cheetos* *pulls out one that looks like a gun* O.O OMGIT'SAGUN! BANG! Mike: XDXDXD Me: ^^!!!
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Mar 7, 2007 19:37:32 GMT -5
*Sitting in the car, talking about mating calls* Desi: WINGSHALINGBA! Everyone Else Is Car: XDXDXDXDXDXD
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Mar 11, 2007 21:57:28 GMT -5
Me: ...Mike's an Afro-American. Roxie: ...I'm an...<<...American't. M: >>...I'm crazy. R: I was born stoned. Me: My momma thinks I'm special. R: ...But who's ed? M: The man at the end of my bed. R: ...>> R: So you're speacial man at the end of your bed? M: ............didn't I tell you that I wanna be a Tranny Granny? R: ...No, but I'm interested now. M: XD R: Kidna like my short term job as a dust bunnie. M: When Mike dies, I'm totally gonna go get a sex change when I'm like 75... R: ...Think of the kids. M: Oh...I have...I'll tell them to hide for a year when I'm a man. R: Hahahaha R: ...Oh dear. R: Get that on film M: XD
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Katja: it was intense K: and now I wanna do displace me M: ...so is an orgasm...what's your point? K: >< M: XD K: not that kind of intense M: XDXDXD
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Mar 18, 2007 0:12:14 GMT -5
*watching Star Wars* Me: *basically drooling* Oh my GOD I love Anakin. Jimmy: *flamboyant voice* like OH my god, Hayden Christensen! Goes straight to your thighs! Me: *cracks the FUCK up* DIRTY! Jimmy: ...Did I say something that I wasn't aware of? Me: Yes. Now ess tee eff you and lemme watch the movie.
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Elna(My Dad's Girlfriend): *to my sister* It's by your foot on the left! Me, Kim, Jimmy, Stuart: TO DA LEFT, TO DA LEFT! Elna: -_-;; Don't sing that again. Jimmy: >.> Me: <.< Us: TO DA RIGHT, TO DA RIGHT!
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on May 12, 2007 16:39:48 GMT -5
*playing Hearts* *losing...badly* Me: Oh, you Cock Knocker. Mike: Cock Knocker? Me: ...I donno. Mike: oO *blink* Me: Fucking Cock Knocker! Mike: "How did you get the name Cock Knocker?" "That's an interesting story. Let me tell you about it. *swinging motion, hitting nuts with sound effect*" Me: XDXDXDXD Mike: "*high pitched, whining voice* Avenge me..." Me: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD =====Later===== Mike: *going on and on with quotes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back* Me: *blinks* Did Cock Knocker come from Jay and Silent Bob?! Mike: ...duh. Me: >< I totally thought I made it up! Mike: XDXDXD
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Me: Aw...I wanted to go to your parents and get on the internet. Mike: *half awake...er...barely awake* I wanna die!!! Can we do something I wanna do?! Me: XDXDXDXDXD
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on May 13, 2007 14:01:45 GMT -5
*watching the Day After Tommorow in Geography* Richard: Wow...Canada got screwed over again. Me: Screwed over? It's only -150 degrees, we'd be freakin' BBQing outside, Jesus. Lindsay: But what about the beavers?! Me: We have hardcore beavers. They'll be fine. Lindsay: *cracks up* Hardcore beavers?! Me: ...You heard me.
~~~ *STILL watching the Day After Tommorow* Jordon: Is that Harrison Ford? Me: Wha--That's Dennis Quaid! Jordon: I'm pretty sure it's Harrison Ford. Me:...It's Dennis Quaid. Jordon: Harrison Ford! Me: D:< DENNIS FREAKIN' QUAID! Jordon: ._. Okay. Me: ^^
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Post by simplyKATEY. on May 18, 2007 22:32:53 GMT -5
Amanda: This chair is almost so uncomfortable its comfortable to sit in. Me: o.O Amanda: Its hard... Me: *Giggles* Amanda: And weird shaped... Me: *Cracks up* Amanda: O.O *Gets it* XD Me: XDXD Amanda: AND YOU SIT ON IT
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on May 19, 2007 1:33:38 GMT -5
=D It's funny, and it's from my life.
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on May 21, 2007 17:24:52 GMT -5
Katgirl2oo5 (6:24:36 PM): D: I HATE SERIF FOTNS Katgirl2oo5 (6:24:38 PM): FOTNS Katgirl2oo5 (6:24:41 PM): ... FOTNS Katgirl2oo5 (6:24:42 PM): FUCK Katgirl2oo5 (6:24:43 PM): fonts* Katgirl2oo5 (6:24:45 PM): jesus h.
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on May 26, 2007 22:13:25 GMT -5
Me: *singing Face Down* Mike: *driving and stops at a light* Radio: *turns into some random ass pixie bullshit* Me&&Mike: O.O >> << *look at each other* Mike: *drives off* Radio: *goes back to Face Down* Me&&Mike: XDXDXDXD
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Post by Bitter Suite on May 27, 2007 1:29:57 GMT -5
(On Phone Convo With Kayla) Me: Why Does Katie get to be a pirate!!?! I Want to be a....... (Typing on C-box) Kayla: if you're gonna say Ninja, don't.. that's already taken by me. Me: Aw... Kayla: XD XD XD ----------------------------------------- Me: .. I am the biggest attention whore on the SC. Kayla: No you're not.. Me: Yes I am.. Kayla: No, I am. Me: Oh.. Fair enough. ------------------------------------------- Me: I am the only Ho-Bag-Slut-Face-Master On the Whole SC!!!! Kayla: You can't be a Ho-bag, whore, cause I am the only ho-bag Me: Aw.. I thought you were the virgin whore tho.. Kayla: That too. Me: XD XD
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Post by simplyKATEY. on May 27, 2007 23:22:48 GMT -5
Me: Yes...*Nods head* No...*Shakes head* Maybe? *sideways...nod...shake...thingy o.O* Amanda: o.o What is that?! *does it too* Sideways head bang?? Me: *laughs* Amanda: OW! That hurts my neck! Other way other way Me: XD
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jun 1, 2007 23:13:39 GMT -5
Katgirl2oo5: D: AMERICAN WAL-MARTS ARE BIG AND SCARY darknessbound13: DUH! Katgirl2oo5: and you have more gun magazines on one rack than we have guns in the entirity of Canda Katgirl2oo5: jesus Katgirl2oo5: Canada* darknessbound13: XDXDXD darknessbound13: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD darknessbound13: You can't even spell your own damn country. Katgirl2oo5: D: for serious darknessbound13: XD
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jun 2, 2007 0:31:00 GMT -5
*Watching the My Chemical Romance "Teenagers" video* Amanda: o.o I wanna steal his microphone. Me: Screw the microphone. I'd run off with Gerard Way!
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jun 2, 2007 23:52:56 GMT -5
Me: *made weird ass noice* Dave: ...Jesus christ woman... did you take a hit from the retard stick? Mike: XDXDXD Me: ;________;
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