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Post by Miss Twix on Jan 10, 2007 2:19:08 GMT -5
"I don't get why I gotta wear the red one..."
"At least you don't have to wear the blue..."
"...shut up I got purple..."
"Ah but it matches your purse."
AFR glared and sent the purse sailing into Armok's grinnning face causing him to fall back into the pile of shoes Hawk had put out for them
AFR glared at his purple silk dress with its puffy shoulders and flowing bottom
"Why are we doin' this again??" He muttered as he watched Armok sort through the shoes like a idiot
"Because Armok decided that we he bets...he's betting for all the males of the Shadow Clan..." Assassin said darkly, his dress was backless and sleeveless in a sparkling blue.
Armok flexed his muscles, tossing a pair of shoes at Assassin "At least me and AFR lucked out with nice dresses Assassin...maybe if you built up some more muscle..." He teased, making fun of Assassin's leaner body.
AFR still looked pissed, "So how'd GDR get outta it??"
"He's a ghost."
"Cutlass??"
"He's a kid"
"Miazu..."
"....look no one wants to see Miazu in a dress now shut up and get your panty hose on..."
~~~
Hawk, Rose, Kari and Kat were cracking up in the living room
"damn Kari...ya got 'em all to wear dresses?? dat's kinky shit right there" Hawk giggled clapping her hands
Kari tried to keep her serious face "C'mon this is only so i can teach Armok that gambling is wrong..."
"Bullshit" Rose muttered and Kari started laughing
"Ha!! Fuck that!!" She grinned
"Where you gonna make them go Kari??" Kat asked
"There's a new club in town...i wanna see them hit the dance floor..."
The girls cracked up at the image of those three cutting any kinds of moves in their gowns
"Shhh they're coming..."
~~~
AFR stumbled into Assassin for the second time as they marched down the hall, hoping that none of the SC soldiers were around to see them
Armok walked ahead, surprisingly gracefully in his heels
"...I think it's scary that he is that good in those..." Assassin muttered as he got AFR off of himself
"...probably practices when no one's around..." AFR glared again and stumbled his way into the living room where the girls were
"OMG!!"
"O.O KINKY!!"
"EEEE!!"
"...ew??"
The girls laughed and took pictures as quick as they could.
Armok and AFR both looked ready to bust out of their dresses at any moment but that didn't stop Kat and Rose from adding some boob padding for them
Armok's dress was short enough that you could see his calves and he had a little red purse in his hand. He still had his trademark cocky grin
AFR's dress looked like a bad prom date's gown and he had a silver purse over his shoulder. He was scowling at the attention and was ready to get this over with
Assassin had the worst of it, at an angle he kinda did look like a flat chested girl which Rose and Kat took care of. He was gripping his black hand bag as if it was his lifeline and kept his eyes down
Kari beamed at them, "'kay...ready to go??"
The guys looked up at her "Go where??"
"To da club, silly..."
The girls laughed at the look on their faces...it was sooo gonna be a good night tonight...
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>.> YAY!! I GET BORED EASILY!!
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jan 10, 2007 2:47:15 GMT -5
XDXDXD Oh my fucking God Corie
I love it.
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jan 10, 2007 12:06:52 GMT -5
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD That...is brilliant, Corie...must...have...more...
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 10, 2007 17:00:24 GMT -5
I
i...I have no words.
I just need to build a shrine. To this story.
Oh my fucking GOD.
ITSTHEBESTHINGI'VEEVERREADEVERINMYENTIRELIFE!
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Post by Miss Twix on Jan 11, 2007 0:44:14 GMT -5
AFR shook his head "OH NO NO NOnonononononononononono...N. O. i'm not going out like this!!"
"Then you would've got dressed up for nothin'...c'mon AFR..."
"Besides you guys all have to do the whole bet...."
The girls all at once gave AFR the best puppy dog eyes they could
"dammit..." He grit his teeth "let's just get this over with..."
Kari punched the air and hand them a slip of paper "Here are the directions..." She gave them to Armok
"You're not coming??" He asked
"And steal the spotlight from you guys?? Nah...besides their security cams are easy enough to hack...have fun..."
Giggling, the girls pushed them outside of the base
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Armok led the way through the forest towards the city while AFR and Assassin trailed behind him
"...you're too happy about this..." AFR muttered.
Armok shrugged "Might as well have fun with it...besides...I can just kill whoever brings it up again..."
"Let's just hurry up..." Assassin told them
"Heh, Assassin's ready to party..."
"....."
Armok raised his hands, "Just jokin'...geez...as sensitive as a woman..."
Two rocks collided with Armok's head.
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The guys got to the club pretty quick when they got into the city, trying to avoid as many people as possible
"Crap...there's a line..." AFR pointed out the line that wrapped around the building
Armok grinned, "The sooner in, the sooner out...let's see if we can't get to the front of the line..."
Armok swished his way to the doorsman and batted his eyes at the burly guy
"Excuse me..." He said, putting his voice higher in a poor imatation of a girl's voice "I was wondering if you could help us out..."
The guy gave Armok a surprised look, "Back of the line ma'am..." He snapped and Armok sighed
"Let's just hurry to the line Armok..." Assassin told him, catching the doorman's attention.
"Well well well...hellllo little lady..."
Assassin blinked and froze from shock
"...."
"Can't have a pretty thing like you standing outside in the cold...why don't you and your friends get inside...maybe i'll meet you later for a drink??" He gave Assassin a wide grin
Armok nodded, "She's just a little shy...she'd love to...>.> now let's get inside....Sassy....<.< Michelle...."
He pushed Assassin into the club as AFR followed, the doorsman giving Sassy a wink "See you when i'm on break babe..."
~~~
Once inside the club AFR and Armok howled in laughter
"damn Sassy!! Way to go!!"
Assassin now had a major deathgrip on his purse "I'm going to sit..." He walked off, tense as guys whistled at him as he did so
AFR shook his head, "Well that sucks for him..."
"Yeah but it got us in...now...let's see...there's a camera over there...we'll go stand by it and wait for the girls."
"No."
"Waddya mean, no??" Armok asked
AFR pointed, "it's right ON the dance floor Armok...c'mon..."
Armok grabbed AFR's hand
"Then you better hope you can dance boy..." He laughed as he dragged AFR out of the shadows and into the blasting music and lights
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jan 11, 2007 1:53:08 GMT -5
XDXDXD
Sassy. Thats awesome.
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Post by afr on Jan 11, 2007 4:09:57 GMT -5
This better resolving in the girls dressing in suits to save them >.o... either that or ritual killing of armok <<...
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jan 11, 2007 10:57:37 GMT -5
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD Even better. WAY TA GO SASSY!!! XDXDXD
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Post by GDR on Jan 11, 2007 18:58:09 GMT -5
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Post by Miss Twix on Jan 12, 2007 1:35:52 GMT -5
Armok half dragged, half carried AFR over to the camera, moving to the fast beat of the music
"Look...no one is gonna recognize us...so just let loose and have fun with it..." Armok told him, dancing with the music
AFR sighed and was beginning to relax when he saw a group of people enter the club
"Uh...Armok...."
"What??"
AFR pointed the group out "Isn't that the mafia boss who called a hit out on us??"
Armok didn't stop dancing, "Yeah...looks like...must be his club..."
"-_______- we should get outta here..."
Armok shrugged, "We haven't gotten the clear from the girls yet...and I always see my bets out until the end...besides...looks like Sassy has him distracted..." He laughed and AFR looked over at the bar
"....dammmmn...."
Assassin was surrounded by the mafia's hitmen and boss, all of them offering to buy him drinks
"No...really...I'm not thristy...." He glared over at Armok and AFR for some backup...not looking happy when he saw them both laughing.
"Uh oh..." AFR watched as the mafia boss got a little too fresh with Sassy and was sent sailing into the wall.
Armok sighed "...and it was a good song too...v.v" They both ran over to give Assassin some backup
"...." Assassin looked ready to take them all on but Armok put a hand on his shoulder, using his fake voice again
"You'll have to excuse her...she's not used to sooo much attention..."
He quickly steered Assassin back towards the dance floor, AFR following them quickly
"Geez...you really itchin' to start a bar fight Assassin??"
Armok turned at the sound of many firearms being loaded and aimed
Assassin gave him a -_- look, "No...but it looks like they are..."
Armok sighed, "Well there goes our night out...."
"....." Assassin nodded and took a few daggers from his purse
"Do I really have to fight in a dress?? Give me a break..."
Armok grinned "You could always fight in the nude..."
"....shut up and hand me something to smash your face in with..."
All three of them charged the group
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<.< DUN DUNN DUUNNNNNNN!!!
SUGAH!!
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Jan 12, 2007 1:39:59 GMT -5
XDXDXD
Hella Funny
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Jan 12, 2007 10:47:37 GMT -5
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD I vote for something to smash his face in. *nodnod*
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Post by afr on Jan 13, 2007 8:47:38 GMT -5
Yeah Sugar... good song... ^^ nice work... makes me want to update
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Post by Miss Twix on Feb 21, 2007 4:11:24 GMT -5
The hit men were taken care of quickly but AFR slammed his heel into the chest of one just to be sure
"Aw...I got blood on my dress..." He stated and Assassin and Armok gave him a look
"Wait...there's only 12 here...there should be 14..." Assassin said
"How do you figure that?"
Assassin muttered something and AFR put a hand up to his ear, "What??"
"...14 pinches on the ass, ok?!?" He half yelled stalking off to go and search.
AFR and Armok watched him walk off and Armok nudged AFR jokingly, "Well, he does have a nice ass..."
AFR rolled his eyes and then rolled back as a gun went off close to his head, "SHIT!!"
Armok pushed him so he wouldn't hit the floor as the mob boss stepped towards them.
"You lady's are quite good...how would you like to be my protection from now on?? We could always use a little beauty to go with the brains..."
"......." Assassin rolled his eyes from behind the boss's back
"Er…maybe next time…we're not really into that sort of thing…" AFR told him
The mob boss frowned "Aw, too bad then" He snapped his fingers and even more guards came out
The three started backing up into a corner
"ok...Army....<.< Moky?? whatever...you think we should call out the bigs guns yet??" AFR asked
"And blow our cover?? I'd rather die..."
"....you're joking right??" Assassin asked
"Hey, you wanna tear off these dresses and kick their asses??"
"....."
"Didn't think so..."
The three hit the wall, not being able to go any farther back
"well, it's been an honor...gentle...women??" Armok muttered as the guards aimed their weapons
"been real nice working with you, Sassy...even you Army..." AFR sighed as he watched them take aim
"...this sucks." Assassin said bluntly, folding his arms
The guards fired but none of them flinched since a red shield came up in front of them.
"Looks like we have some damsels in distress to rescue ladies!!" Rose joked
The girls were laughing as they went to make even shorter work of the guards.
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The next morning, AFR, Armok and Assassin sat around the breakfast table, laughing loudly.
"What the hell is so funny??" Kari asked as she walked into the room, "You guys reliving how we saved your asses??"
Armok sneered, "we could've taken them if we wanted...we...just didn't want to..."
Hawk giggled, "didn't wanna break a nail, huh??" she asked, walking in with Rose and Kat.
Assassin shook his head, "No, that's not it either..."
Rose blinked "Then what??"
AFR held up the newspaper with a bright bold headline
SC girls gone wild? Lesbian action in local night club
Kari grabbed the paper and read outloud for the others
"After starting a brawl with mafia boss Dom Lugi, three nameless women were saved by the female members of the viglante group known as the Shadow Clan. Several witnesses say that the girls were all kissing and even left the scene together...pictures on page 23..."
Kari looked over at Armok "How did they get pictures??"
Armok grinned "I sold them the stills from the security cameras..."
Kari crushed the paper and the girls glared at the guys
"You...little...."
"GET 'EM!!"
AFR, Armok and Assassin took off running, Armok laughing like crazy
"That'll teach her to fix a bet so she wins!!"
AFR gaped, "You knew the bet was fixed and you STILL made us do all that!?"
"well yeah....i wanted to get them back..."
A dagger nearly landed in Armok
"You'd better run faster..."
Armok shrugged "There's no winnin' with some people..." And he took off running...<.< he was still laughing though
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Post by Marquis on Feb 22, 2007 13:48:08 GMT -5
Excellent chapter
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Feb 22, 2007 23:01:07 GMT -5
XDXDXD *Cookie for Corie*
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Feb 25, 2007 1:37:14 GMT -5
XDXDXDXDXDXD
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