Post by afr on Jan 1, 2008 14:30:57 GMT -5
In the confusion of being alive and sadly awake at 4. Me and Katey had to come up with how Hollywood would rape the hell out of an SC movie. It turned out pretty funny ^^.
Here's the extencive cast o characters.
Armok - Antonio Banderez - He will have sex with the SC women, then die, then return to just have more sex and die more. And he speak Spanchlinese Spanish/french/japanese/Spanish. We laughed at "Si wee"... a lot..
AFR - Kayla's idea of a dead guy being moved around with strings reigns. Voiced by Robert Downey Jr.
Rose - I wanted Elizabeth Hurley, Kayla thought it should be a transvestite Tom Cruise, Katey wants a latina actress. Either way her purpose is to be taken by Ion into a portal ever 5 minutes in the movie somewhere in the background. Assumably to be raped then tossed back as he pleases. No one in the base really cares sence it happens so much. They reply " I'm sure nothing bad will become of it" when someone points out she was just sucked up into a portal. In the end she goes apocyle and people finally pay attention to her.
Hikari - Played by Utada Hikaru. She is molded to be a 1940's Japanese whore. She sleeps with anything. Pulse optional. Her catch phrase is "You give me 10 dolla, me love you long time, give you many children." or "You give me 5 dolla, me love you short time, give you one child." Then she serves as her own pimp and goes to collect 10 bucks by everyone with her epic book of receipts she keeps. When they finally refuse to pay up she takes them all to the Muary show to see who bore her latest child for child support, which she makes with all of her claims an average of 37,465,039 dollars a month.
Assassin = Snoop Dogg. "For Blinkle My Nizzle" and "dot dot dot mother fucker"... that's all he needs to say. That and the SC base is his "Crib" A reality TV show comes to be when MtV gives him a load of cash to video tape him and his roomates.
Hawk - Missy Elliot - She shoplifts shoes and goes on Drive by Daggerings with Assassin. She carries a automatic Crossbow. She heals by making you forget about your previous pain.... by shooting you in the foot with an arrow.
Cutlass - The midget from Austin powers, don't remember his name... he will get drunk and pee on stuff. Then blow up the moon.
Kat - Played by the girl who is in Resident Evil. Probably the only serius character, but her costume will consist of a simple, head band with cat ears, Hello Kitty Mittens, and a taped on Tale that doesn't go with either the Mittens or ears.
PF: Jennifer Love Hewitt, She is the potions master... she takes anything she could find in her general vacinity to try to cure aliments and calls them Magical Brews. 98% of the time the person either gets worse or dies. The other 2% they get their sight back... luckily.
TTA/Asmodeus - Gilbert Godfreid - He is the comical villian who is the real father of Kari's latest child.
Here's the extencive cast o characters.
Armok - Antonio Banderez - He will have sex with the SC women, then die, then return to just have more sex and die more. And he speak Spanchlinese Spanish/french/japanese/Spanish. We laughed at "Si wee"... a lot..
AFR - Kayla's idea of a dead guy being moved around with strings reigns. Voiced by Robert Downey Jr.
Rose - I wanted Elizabeth Hurley, Kayla thought it should be a transvestite Tom Cruise, Katey wants a latina actress. Either way her purpose is to be taken by Ion into a portal ever 5 minutes in the movie somewhere in the background. Assumably to be raped then tossed back as he pleases. No one in the base really cares sence it happens so much. They reply " I'm sure nothing bad will become of it" when someone points out she was just sucked up into a portal. In the end she goes apocyle and people finally pay attention to her.
Hikari - Played by Utada Hikaru. She is molded to be a 1940's Japanese whore. She sleeps with anything. Pulse optional. Her catch phrase is "You give me 10 dolla, me love you long time, give you many children." or "You give me 5 dolla, me love you short time, give you one child." Then she serves as her own pimp and goes to collect 10 bucks by everyone with her epic book of receipts she keeps. When they finally refuse to pay up she takes them all to the Muary show to see who bore her latest child for child support, which she makes with all of her claims an average of 37,465,039 dollars a month.
Assassin = Snoop Dogg. "For Blinkle My Nizzle" and "dot dot dot mother fucker"... that's all he needs to say. That and the SC base is his "Crib" A reality TV show comes to be when MtV gives him a load of cash to video tape him and his roomates.
Hawk - Missy Elliot - She shoplifts shoes and goes on Drive by Daggerings with Assassin. She carries a automatic Crossbow. She heals by making you forget about your previous pain.... by shooting you in the foot with an arrow.
Cutlass - The midget from Austin powers, don't remember his name... he will get drunk and pee on stuff. Then blow up the moon.
Kat - Played by the girl who is in Resident Evil. Probably the only serius character, but her costume will consist of a simple, head band with cat ears, Hello Kitty Mittens, and a taped on Tale that doesn't go with either the Mittens or ears.
PF: Jennifer Love Hewitt, She is the potions master... she takes anything she could find in her general vacinity to try to cure aliments and calls them Magical Brews. 98% of the time the person either gets worse or dies. The other 2% they get their sight back... luckily.
TTA/Asmodeus - Gilbert Godfreid - He is the comical villian who is the real father of Kari's latest child.