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Post by Miss Twix on Feb 9, 2008 17:38:56 GMT -5
everyone remember this?? he he!! post your rules here!!
Kat is not allowed in the flight simulators without supervision
If it's female and evil, chances are it probably wants to do Assassin
AFR and Rose are almost too cute for their own good xD
Hawk's shoes are God and you'll have no others gods before them
Even Fem!Armok is more manly then Chuck Norris...well not really, but you get the idea
Trees always loom in Aldria
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Feb 9, 2008 20:42:34 GMT -5
Hawk should not be left alone in the mall.
If Assassin starts talking about pie, run. Dear God, run for your life.
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Post by Miss Twix on Feb 9, 2008 21:37:06 GMT -5
Don't let Kat and GDR near comics...or DOOM!
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Feb 18, 2008 14:00:00 GMT -5
If Rose starts to wander off, MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW! There's a good chance that Ion is gonna show up and either kidnap her or rape her. Either or.
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Sept 28, 2008 3:29:46 GMT -5
i finally have one D:
Swords dont kill people. Arch-Angels that come home early, do.
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Post by afr on Sept 29, 2008 10:45:53 GMT -5
Armok begins 80 percent of his post chains having some sort of vital wound after defeating, nearly single handedly, an entire army no one else in the SC were even fighting. I think he has been injuring himself on purpose for years. I doubt there ever was the undead or demonic legions he has mass killed. He is essentially the Zapp Brannigan of the SC.
AFR will find 17 different ways to make ANYTHING seem negative. Try it <<...
If you are an SC girl you will change your hair color and eye color at least 7 different times.
Any horrible SC event is made better by going on a shopping spree. If your homeworld was just destroyed the first course of action would be heading to a mall that probably should not even exist were the SC is camped.
No one in the SC is poor. By whatever means they always have a mountain of money somewhere that is all compiled into a single credit card.
if an SC guy and SC girl end up not liking each other there is a good chance sex is in the cards for those two members. If they physically fight several babies will be in their future.
Assassin is Batman
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Sept 29, 2008 15:53:48 GMT -5
D< shopping makes everything better, SC or not. See: my life.
If you've been in a relationship for longer than 6 months and you're not married/don't have children by then, you are freaks of nature. Seriously, what are you doing in the SC then?
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Nov 5, 2009 1:37:40 GMT -5
Armok will never just look at you. He will look at you Hard or with a Hardened Expression. These expressions are known to make children cry.
AFR actually sounds like William Shatner. That is all.
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Nov 5, 2009 2:12:15 GMT -5
WTF?! WILLIAM SHATNER?! XDXDXDXD
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Nov 5, 2009 5:46:30 GMT -5
ALL THE ELIPSES CAUSE PAUSES. So he sounds like William Shatner.
ALSO.
Most SC Girls can survive off of Cheerios, Ice Cream and Alcohol alone. Special SC Diet.
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Post by simplyKATEY. on Nov 5, 2009 6:12:33 GMT -5
OMG. I found the original rules xD
Rule 1: if ya find it wanderin' in the forest all by itself with no memory...chances are...it's evil Rule 2: Never touch Alexis. Cutlass will go Krackatowa on your ass. Rule 3: If you havent had at least one mental episode, you shouldnt be here. Rule 4: If you don't have any drama to contribute, go away. Rule 5: Don't touch Hawk's shoes...EVER Rule 6: Dont touch Hawk. Assassin will kick your ASS Rule 7: If ya haven't dated/loved at least 2 members at da same time...then you aint SC Rule 8: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL shall be ridculed at ever possible moment. Rule 9: If Cutlass says 'Good news', run. Run far away and never look back! Rule 10: If you don't use a sword or other close range melee weapon in the age of high powered plasma weaponry and projectile weapons, you aren't Shadow Clan material. Rule 11: All characters must have at least 3 different eye colors over the course of a year. Two different colored eyes at the same time count. Rule 12: Don't rape other Clan members. Even with your hands. Rule 13: All children must grow at a 3 years/1 week ratio. Rule 14: Dont use Shadow Clan loved ones as bait. Sure it'll bring out the person your baiting, but it'll make your impending doom a bit more painful. Rule 15: A paul weller without others touching his guitars without permission is a happy paul Rule 16: Never call Kat, Kitten. Ever. Not even if your 5 million miles away. She may be cute. But she will find you. And kill you while you sleep. Rule 17: There is a method to Cutlass's madness...no matter how stupid it is. Rule 18: If you ain't fucked one person...you ain't SC material. Rule 19: If you havent done it in the rec room, why the hell are you still here? Rule 20: Stay away from the Cheerios and Ice Cream... Rule 21: If you have not Glomped someone or been Glomped than your not an SC member. Rule 22: Do not decide that it is suddenly funny to piss an SC Female off. Cause chances are, if she cant kick your ass, her bigger-than-you boyfriend/husband can. Rule 23: If your character doesn't go evil at least twice...you're not SC. Rule 24: The SC base may blow up anytime. Be prepared to be located in another location. Rule 25: If Cutlass is trying to evacuate the SC, just go with him. It'll be safer, cus that's an indication he's gonna try to bomb the planet into oblivion. Rule 26: Cutlass does have his sane moments. Rule 27: They are very far and few, though, so if he seems sane, that's probably just his insanity going to the next level. Rule 28: If your character hasn't been Emo at least twenty times, you are not SC. Rule 29: Prepare for long discussions about mechs, plasma weapons and other such crap from Cutlass, cus he will find a way to pin you down and yammer on! Rule 30: Beware of the shoe chucks. Rule 31: Also beware of the defective inventions. Rule 32: If your character hasn't been involved with a love hexagon...you're not SC (And then you have Armok, which is really like a six-point star of love) Rule 33: If your name begins with a "C" and ends in an "s" Paperflowers will give you advice whenever she sees you. And it will be in your best intrest to take it, because you will never hear the end of it if you dont. Rule 34: Bleeding on the carpet is highly frowned upon, though it occurs at least once a week, more like 5 or 6 times. Rule 35: If you do not have a tragic/ war torn/ illness ridden/ death filled/ darkly magical past, then you are.... well none of us! Rule 36: If your backstory is not at least three paragraphs...you're not one of us. Rule 37: If you don't punch Cutlass at least once a day, you're not SC. Rule 38: Cutlass is not SC, and they don't pay him for security anymore, he just hangs out with them for stupid reasons. So don't question why he's still around. Rule 39: Just don't question. Anything. Ever. Rule 40: Fuck logic. It will get you nowhere except on Armok's sword. Rule 41: Everyone is off-limits except Kari, who, like a 7-11 store, is open 24/7. [Except when she's pregnant. Which is almost as often.] Rule 42: Kari will kick your ass if you call her a slut...cause she's married now. Unless your Rose, you can't be with her. Rule 43: Don't piss off Kayla...or she'll eat your soul. Rule 44: You know you've screwed up when Paperflowers pulls a dagger on you. Rule 45: That is never going to happen, so don't worry. Rule 46: Do not accept any "gifts" from Shadow. They usually carry STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Rule 47: Just stay away from Shadow. You're better off. Rule 48: If you ARE forced into contact with Shadow, kill him. Rule 49: Tho...Shadow never dies. Rule 50: Don't be afraid to godmod to kill him, really. You'll do us a favor. Rule 51: Since Shadow doesn't die, Feel free to stab him when he comes through the door, he'll be back the next day, asking for more. Rule 52 : Theres a lot of SC Rules Rule 53: No one follows the rules, except the ones about Shadow... Rule 54: The SC are all idiots, it's the biggest collective talent their all known for. Rule 55: Do not expect Assasin to talk, get used to reading his blinks and hearing "greetings" and "indeed". Rule 56: If you are good sometimes Assasin will give you a sentence or two in a riddle. Rule 57: You'll never understand Assassin. Rule 58: You'll also never understand Armok. Rule 59: "*blinks* ....." is morse code for "I'm gonna kick your ass" Rule 60: Don't even bother trying to understand Cutlass, he's too weird for ya. Rule 61: You'll never understand any of us. Rule 62: But you'll understand mechs or bust, so says Cutlass. Rule 63: If Cutlass starts talking, run. Run far, far away. Rule 64: Monkies are man's best friends. Rule 65: Trees loom in Aldria. Rule 66: Damn straight they do!! Rule 67: Ph3ar looming trees. Rule 68: Thou Shalt Not Pwneth Cutlass at AvP 2. Rule 69: Hawk and Corie are da shit. Rule 70: Rule 69 should be rule 1!! Rule 71: Sometimes Corie is a bit conceited. Rule 72: nu uh...<.< ^^ Rule 73: You can't help but to love Corie. >.o Rule 74:... if you build it... the SC will come... then the demon army will destroy it and you have to build it again Rule 75: SC Females will never have their child born when its father is around Rule 76: SC Females will never have their child born the normal way.
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