Post by afr on Jan 25, 2009 11:47:06 GMT -5
AFR is sitting in a large, comfy looking, chair. He is reading an Encyclopedia volume and has a pipe in his mouth. Classical music is playing in the background. As the camera gets to him he closes the book and takes the pipe out of his mouth to speak.
"Oh, Hello... didn't see you come in. Welcome to Ask That Guy With the Jacket."
He takes a list of questions and begins at the top.
~Why are there periods after the characters on a Bottle of A1?~
"That's a very good question. You see, The creators of A1 knew you would be that nit picky to wonder about why they would put those periods at the ends of the "A" and "1". So they did it to torture you... because they hate you... yes ^^"
~Why do presidents after their terms in office all get personal secret service guys for the rest of their lives?~
AFR blinks... "So we don't kill them..." He pats his head in the "Duh, you dumbass" manner
~I have Forty-Three shares of Paychex stock and was wondering what I should do with them in these trying times of the Economy. Should I sell them or stick it out?~
AFR smirks. "No, you should give them to me... and when I get enough money out of them with my magic stock reading powers... yes, I have that... I will give them back to you at a ridiculous profit... You could me trust that I will do this... yes ^^"
~Are you Pro-life or Pro-Choice?~
"I am pro-not getting my ass kicked by anyone from either side. So... Abortions for all!... but... not for... some? <<;;;"
~What killed the Dinosaurs?~
"Smoking... ^^"
~What does the Scroll lock button do on my keyboard?~
"It locks scrolls...then unlocks them... then makes your keyboard explode after Thirty-Seven uses... Don't believe me?... well I dare you to try."
"Well that's all for this installment of Ask That Guy With the Jacket. Next time I will leave it up to you to ask questions and I will make up answers to them to satisfy your curiosity while looking smart. Remember, There is no dumb question, until you answer it. ^^"
AFR resumes looking into his encyclopedia and puts the pipe in his mouth until the scene fades.
"Oh, Hello... didn't see you come in. Welcome to Ask That Guy With the Jacket."
He takes a list of questions and begins at the top.
~Why are there periods after the characters on a Bottle of A1?~
"That's a very good question. You see, The creators of A1 knew you would be that nit picky to wonder about why they would put those periods at the ends of the "A" and "1". So they did it to torture you... because they hate you... yes ^^"
~Why do presidents after their terms in office all get personal secret service guys for the rest of their lives?~
AFR blinks... "So we don't kill them..." He pats his head in the "Duh, you dumbass" manner
~I have Forty-Three shares of Paychex stock and was wondering what I should do with them in these trying times of the Economy. Should I sell them or stick it out?~
AFR smirks. "No, you should give them to me... and when I get enough money out of them with my magic stock reading powers... yes, I have that... I will give them back to you at a ridiculous profit... You could me trust that I will do this... yes ^^"
~Are you Pro-life or Pro-Choice?~
"I am pro-not getting my ass kicked by anyone from either side. So... Abortions for all!... but... not for... some? <<;;;"
~What killed the Dinosaurs?~
"Smoking... ^^"
~What does the Scroll lock button do on my keyboard?~
"It locks scrolls...then unlocks them... then makes your keyboard explode after Thirty-Seven uses... Don't believe me?... well I dare you to try."
"Well that's all for this installment of Ask That Guy With the Jacket. Next time I will leave it up to you to ask questions and I will make up answers to them to satisfy your curiosity while looking smart. Remember, There is no dumb question, until you answer it. ^^"
AFR resumes looking into his encyclopedia and puts the pipe in his mouth until the scene fades.