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Post by simplyKATEY. on Dec 14, 2006 13:09:52 GMT -5
^-^ Happy Birthday John
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*Threatens to sing the birthday song*
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Post by Miss Twix on Dec 14, 2006 14:21:57 GMT -5
EEEEEEEE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! <hugs and kisses XOXOXOXO>
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Dec 14, 2006 14:46:24 GMT -5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU YOU LIVE IN A ZOO YOU LOOK LIKE A MOOOOOOOOOOOONKEY ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO! WOO!
^^ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Post by GDR on Dec 14, 2006 17:27:27 GMT -5
O.O O.O O.O O.O OMFG MOUNTAIN DEW IS DA BOMBISH LIKE YOU ALL AND I LIKE CAPS CAPS ARE COOL CAPS ARE SO COOL I WILL USE THEM ALL NIGHT AS I PWNZOR YOU ALL WITH MY HAPPY ALMOST-CHRISTMAS BIRTHDAY DOOM MAGICAL CHEERINESS AND I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN SEEING HOW LONG I CAN MAKE THIS SENTENCE WITHOUT GETTING BORED BUT IT'S KINDA HARD SINCE I DRANK SO MUCH DEW AND NOW I THINK I HAVE LOST ALL FEELING IN MY STOMACH FROM RUNNING THE MILE BECAUSE MY TEACHER IS AN EVIL BITCH AND I THINK SHE SHOULD RUN THE MILE WITH US TO PROVE SHE ISN'T A SLAVEDRIVER BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE SHE COULD DO A LAP AROUND THE GYM AND THAT'S THE TRUTH THAT I SPEAK AND I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND I HATE PANIC AT THE DISCO SO MUCH FOR MAKING THE CRAPPIEST CATCHY SONGS EVER AND THEY NEED TO GO DIE IN A BIG FAT CORNER LIKE A MILLION DEAD BABIES WHICH BY THE WAY FOR ALL THEIR SICKNESS DEAD BABY JOKES ARE ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY SO CHECK OUT DEAD BABY JOKES .COM BECAUSE ITS REALLY GOOD AND NOW I'M STARTING TO LOSE ATTENTION BUT I'M DEDICATED SO I'LL KEEP GOING AND I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT FREE TRIAL BECAUSE IT SOUNDS FUN IN THE NERDIEST WAY POSSIBLE BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO BE BECAUSE THEY ALL SOUND REALLY COOL BECAUSE LIKE THE DRUID CAN TURN INTO AN EVIL CAT-THING AND THE HUNTER CAN OWN AN EVIL CAT-THING AND THE PRIEST CAN CAUSE LOTS OF PAIN WHICH BY THE WAY IS VERY UNCHARACTERISTIC OF PRIESTS... OH, WAIT, NO ITS NOT THE CRUSADES PROVED THAT WRONG SPEAKING OF WHICH I COULD BE A PALADIN OR A CRAZY MONKEY WARRIOR OR AN ASSASSIN-ISH ROGUE WHICH SOUNDS KINDA LIKE MR. GOD-BOY'S CHARACTER BECAUSE HE BACKSTABS PEOPLE AND TAKES THEIR STUFF OH AND OF COURSE THERE'S THE DEMONIC WARLOCK WHO CAN SUMMON DEMONS FROM HELL OF MAKE HEALING BLING GOD I WISH I HAD HEALING BLING AND THEN THERES THE MAGE WHO CAN DO MAGEY MAGE SHIT AND THE SHAMAN WHO CAN MAKE WILD LOVE TO THE JUNGLE AND I'M PROLLY FORGETTING ONE BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SINGING IN THE RAIN GOD I WISH IT WOULD RAIN EXCEPT IT WOULD PROLLY FREEZE CUZ ITS COOOOOOOLD HERE AND DOES USING MULTIPLE VOWELS COUNT AS CHEATING CUZ I COULD JUST GO WEEEEEEEEEEEE ETC. ETC. AND THEN THAT WOULD BE COOL I'M JUMPING UP AND DOWN RIGHT NOW AND I JUST KNOCKED OVER THE TREE AND KATJA THE GRAMMAR + SPELLING NAZI IS GONNA YELL AT ME FOR MAKING A GIANT RUN ON SENTENCE BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE SHE'S HAPPY BECAUSE SHE WON IN HOCKEY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN EVER I AM TEH BEST AMERICAN HOCKEY PLAYER QUITE LITERALLY EVER BUT I TEND TO BE THE PUCK MAGNET FOR SOME STRANGE REASON I GUESS I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SKIN AND IT JUST WANTS TO BEAT IT OFF OF ME AND I CAN'T BLAME IT BECAUSE I AM TOO SEXY FOR MY SKIN EXCEPT I NEED IT TO KEEP WARM BECAUSE MY BONES ARE AS COLD AS MY HEART BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY MADE FUN OF SOMEONE TODAY BECAUSE I WAS HYPER FROM TOO MUCH MOUNTAIN DEW BECAUSE PEOPLE KEPT GIVING ME MONEY DAMN PEOPLE I'M NOT THAT POOR THO IT IS MY BIRTHDAY AS YOU ALL KNOW I'VE BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE ABOUT IT SO YOU KNOW I'M EXCITED IT HAS TO BE CLEAR BY THE FACT THAT I'VE BEEN GOING FOREVER AND A DAY ON ALL CAPS I SHOULD PROLLY BE OUT CELEBRATING BUT I DON'T CARE I'M NOT THE TYPE TO DRAG PEOPLE OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY I'M REALLY MORE THE ONE WHO GETS DRAGGED CUZ I'M JUST TOO NICE AND PLUS ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT AND MY WRISTS ARE TIGHTENING UP AND I KNOW I MUST BE PRETTY GOOD AT BABBLING ON BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TYPING FOR A GOOD 15 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND I NEED A LIFE REALLY BAD BEFORE I END UP GIGANTIC LIKE THE SOUTH PARK BOYS DID ON THE WARCRAFT EPISODE WHICH WAS REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE THEY USED 'UBER PWNAGE' IN THE EPISODE AND IT WAS UBER AND MOST CERTAINLY PWNAGE BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO RUN THE MILE THAT WAS BULLSHIT I SHOULD SUE OR SOMETHING THERE SHOULD BE A LAW OKAY I TECHNICALLY COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF IT BY BRINING IN CANS OR SOMETHING BUT I FORGOT AND CAN YOU BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY HAVE FINALS IN PE CUZ WE DO AND WE HAVE TO KNOW WHAT WE ARE STRETCHING WHEN WE STRETCH WHICH IS QUITE STUPID CUZ I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SAID 'OMG THIS IS DOING WONDERS FOR MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS' AND I SHOULD MAKE ANOTHER FIC I BELIEVE I DID TELL KATEY THAT I NEVER FINISH MY FICS AND IT'S TRUE I DON'T OMG WOW THIS IS GONNA BE A WALL O' TEXT I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD READ THIS FAR YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS BUT I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH THAT I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER MOUNTAIN DEW JUST TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND THAT'S ALOT BECAUSE I DON'T NEED ANOTHER CLEARLY BECAUSE I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO TYPE THIS MUCH WITHOUT MOVING WOW WOW WOW I FEEL LIKE I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING THOUGH OF COURSE I DIDN'T OTHER THAN MAKING CLEARLY RANDOM CONVERSATION WOW I WONDER WHAT MY CLASSES ARE FOR NEXT SEMESTER I HOPE I GET AN A ON MY SCIENCE EXAMS CUZ I KNOW I'M GONNA GET A C THIS QUARTER AND I HAD A HIGH B LAST QUARTER SO I NEED A HIGH EXAM GRADE TO BRING THAT UP OKAY ITS ALMOST BEEN A HALF HOUR NOW AND MY LEGS ARE CRAMPING BUT ITS WORTH IT BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN THE ILLEST HALF-HOUR EVER AND I'M ACCEPTING MY BIRTHDAY AWARD AND I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK MY MOM AND DAD FOR EXISTING AND EVERYONE HERE FOR CARING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND I'D LIKE TO THANK MYSELF FOR DRINKING ENOUGH MOUNTAIN DEW THAT I COULD TYPE ALL THIS CUZ OTHERWISE I'D JUST BE LIKE 'WOW THANKS LOVE YOU ALL' MINUS THE CAPS AND I'D PROLLY GO TO BED OR SOMETHING OTAY I'MA QUIT TYPING NOW BUT I MAY MOVE MY CAPTASTIC RANT/THANK YOU TO THE CBOX I LOOOOOVE YOU CBOX AND I LOVE YOU ALL WE SHOULD GET KYLE THIS HYPER SOME TIME THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AND PROLLY EMOTIONALLY SCARRING HAHAHAHA KAY BYE
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Dec 14, 2006 17:42:01 GMT -5
._. Nice wall-o-text.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY! ^^!!!
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Dec 14, 2006 17:51:56 GMT -5
That was the best thing I have ever ever ever read
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Post by Miss Twix on Dec 14, 2006 17:52:50 GMT -5
...holy crap...
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ill be fine ill be fine ill be fine for the very last time
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Post by Karma Kayla!! on Dec 14, 2006 18:11:42 GMT -5
...that was a giant waste of time...XD
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