Post by afr on Dec 31, 2007 12:55:59 GMT -5
*Some nature shots and Omnious Music is playing in the background. Then a voice becomes dominant.*
Morgan Freeman: "In the big city, you must fight to survive..."
Director: "Cut!... No... No... No... Not like that. We need more.... Reserve." *The music track rewinds and starts up again*
Morgan: "Um... ok... Uh. In... In the times of peril, One group rises to prevent the greatest..." *Music fades and the cameras stop rolling.*
Director: " CUT!... Damn it Freeman!!! I said bring it down a notch! Now roll it like you just don't give a rat's ass!" * Cameras roll again and MF looks confused... *
Morgan: "Uh... The night is dark, but one man's heart grows darker... Antonio Bendarez is romance... Antonio Bendarez is action..."
Director: "Stop!... Stop!..." *everything grinds to a halt... and he walks up to MFs feet and spits at them* Do you even know what meloncolly IS?!? I told you to give me nothing and you are trying to win an oscar for best movie trailor. REMOVE HIM FROM MY SIGHTS!" *MF is ejected from his sound studio*
Assisstant director: "Wait!... we need him for the trailor sequence, sir!."
Director: *puts his hand to his chin* Give me... the Level 67, Elvish, Mohawk..."
AD: " You mean... Mr.T???"
Director: "Don't sass me, grunt... just make with the blingged out, black, guy from that commercial."
*Later that day*
Mr.T: "MR.T likes this movie! MR.T likes explosions! MR.T likes babes in short skirts. MR.T has both on demand on a daily basis! I pity the foo who doesn't go see this movie! MR.T likes the way this commercial went! MR.T wants a bonus! MR.T thinks MR.T did a good job! MR.T pities the foo who brought him his cold coffee! MR.T wants to see that hot chick from the preview again! MR.T! MR.T has to use the bathroom! *Mr.T goes to leave.*
director: "Hey, wait!... that's no good. you said MR.T before EVERYTHING!"
Mr.T: "SHUT UP FOO!. MR.T thinks it was a great line! MR.T PITIES THE FOO! MR.T knows what the people want! MR.T!"
director: ><!!! "print it!"
ad: "But he didn't even explain the premiss of the movie!"
Director: "Didn't you hear him. MR.T knows how to please his fans! CUT AND PRINT!"
*The trailor comes out in between the trailors of Spider Man 4 and the new James Bond movie. But that's not the only way how Hollywood screwed the SC over. Wait until you see the story unfold ^^*
Morgan Freeman: "In the big city, you must fight to survive..."
Director: "Cut!... No... No... No... Not like that. We need more.... Reserve." *The music track rewinds and starts up again*
Morgan: "Um... ok... Uh. In... In the times of peril, One group rises to prevent the greatest..." *Music fades and the cameras stop rolling.*
Director: " CUT!... Damn it Freeman!!! I said bring it down a notch! Now roll it like you just don't give a rat's ass!" * Cameras roll again and MF looks confused... *
Morgan: "Uh... The night is dark, but one man's heart grows darker... Antonio Bendarez is romance... Antonio Bendarez is action..."
Director: "Stop!... Stop!..." *everything grinds to a halt... and he walks up to MFs feet and spits at them* Do you even know what meloncolly IS?!? I told you to give me nothing and you are trying to win an oscar for best movie trailor. REMOVE HIM FROM MY SIGHTS!" *MF is ejected from his sound studio*
Assisstant director: "Wait!... we need him for the trailor sequence, sir!."
Director: *puts his hand to his chin* Give me... the Level 67, Elvish, Mohawk..."
AD: " You mean... Mr.T???"
Director: "Don't sass me, grunt... just make with the blingged out, black, guy from that commercial."
*Later that day*
Mr.T: "MR.T likes this movie! MR.T likes explosions! MR.T likes babes in short skirts. MR.T has both on demand on a daily basis! I pity the foo who doesn't go see this movie! MR.T likes the way this commercial went! MR.T wants a bonus! MR.T thinks MR.T did a good job! MR.T pities the foo who brought him his cold coffee! MR.T wants to see that hot chick from the preview again! MR.T! MR.T has to use the bathroom! *Mr.T goes to leave.*
director: "Hey, wait!... that's no good. you said MR.T before EVERYTHING!"
Mr.T: "SHUT UP FOO!. MR.T thinks it was a great line! MR.T PITIES THE FOO! MR.T knows what the people want! MR.T!"
director: ><!!! "print it!"
ad: "But he didn't even explain the premiss of the movie!"
Director: "Didn't you hear him. MR.T knows how to please his fans! CUT AND PRINT!"
*The trailor comes out in between the trailors of Spider Man 4 and the new James Bond movie. But that's not the only way how Hollywood screwed the SC over. Wait until you see the story unfold ^^*