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Post by Assassin on Jan 13, 2008 22:59:30 GMT -5
tch Kat geez...first Chad now Assassin...pick a man and stick with him...XD <hawk was totally just messing with Kat>
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Assassin hit his forehead with the palm of his right hand. "Open mouth, insert foot."
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 13, 2008 23:09:01 GMT -5
-_- "I am never shopping with you again."
She only half meant it. Kat was just in a grumpy mood, because GDR was a dick.
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Post by Assassin on Jan 13, 2008 23:11:23 GMT -5
O.O WHAAAAT!? whaddya mean never!! ;___; never ever omgdatisjustcrazytalkKatCRAZYTALK!!
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Assassin took two steps forward and put a hand around Hawk's mouth, silencing her for the moment. "......."
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 13, 2008 23:12:37 GMT -5
"Ten points for Assassin."
Eris had completely polished off the tub of ice cream, and put her spoon in the sink, looking oddly at her companions. o.O And she thought she was weird.
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Post by Assassin on Jan 13, 2008 23:16:43 GMT -5
><!!! <hawk bit his hand> ^^ a million points for me!!
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Assassin pulled his hand back quickly and shook it to dull the pain. "...that reminds me. A Darkmoor settlement was attacked last night, the people were slaughter." Assassin was never one to deny that his train of thought could run just as oddly as Hawk's.
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 13, 2008 23:18:39 GMT -5
"Wow. You people switch gears like I change socks." Kat sat up a little straighter, despite her mood. "What did it?"
Eris's attention refocused herself as she heard the word "attack". The tone of the room had shifted, only slightly, but enough to make it worth her while to try and pay attention to the words.
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Post by Assassin on Jan 13, 2008 23:21:23 GMT -5
o.O holy crap...really??
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Assassin shrugged. "A great force to be certain, but we found no signs of an army marching towards the settlement or even leaving it. AFR has set up patrols to guard the other areas but we must be cautious as well. That would mean not leaving the base after sundown."
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 13, 2008 23:27:00 GMT -5
Yeah, okay, because Kat sooooo followed rules. But she wouldn't say that out loud, now was probably not the time to aggravate Assassin.
"No army...? But it was a massacre." The last half of the sentence was said mostly for her own benefit. That didn't make much sense, how could anything take out an entire settlement like that?
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Post by Assassin on Jan 13, 2008 23:29:09 GMT -5
<hawk was creeped out x.x>
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Assassin raised an eyebrow. "AFR seems to think it was a demon. But this is the first demon attack I have seen done in such a way." He paused, looking out of the kitchen window. "He also believes that it was a message meant for Armok and that whatever attacked the settlement will come here sooner or later."
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 13, 2008 23:36:55 GMT -5
-_- "Of course it will. When was the last time something like that decided to leave us alone?" Twelfth of NEVER.
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Post by Assassin on Jan 13, 2008 23:42:14 GMT -5
<.< hmmm...<hawk decided to go bake a cake>
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"...I'm glad you understand the gravity of the situation." It was hard to tell if Assassin was just being sarcastic right back at her. "At least you can understand that if such an attack was to occur as of now, we would be far from prepared."
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 13, 2008 23:45:48 GMT -5
Kat sighed, regretfully being forced into a semblance of seriousness. She hated being serious. It was really hard to do it without throwing out a sarcastic comment every few minutes. "Then what can we do to prepare?"
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Post by Assassin on Jan 13, 2008 23:49:37 GMT -5
<hawk popped up between them> ^^ make cake!! mhmmm...<sniffs> oook...why didn't anyone tell me dat it smelled like dat...ewwww ><
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Assassin relaxed a little bit. He met Kat's eye and made it clear it was going to be hard to discuss it around Hawk. He would explain more to her later. "...I have always told you that your cooking is the most dangerous thing in the world."
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 13, 2008 23:52:55 GMT -5
"He's right you know." As he usually was. Kat couldn't help but wrinkle her nose, automatically cringing. It was times like these that she cursed her nose. Stupid sensitive smellingness. >.o She glanced at Assassin over Hawk's head, offering him the barest nod, in acknowledgment that yeah, she got the message.
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Post by Assassin on Jan 13, 2008 23:56:46 GMT -5
;__; i thought you were jokin'!! i neva know with you!! it can be all -___- no we can't go swimmin' and then bam!! you're pushin' me into a lake!! <hawk puts a hand on her hip and points a finger at assassin>
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Assassin leans back against the counter, pulling his head away from her finger and raising his hands up in a surrender pose. "I apologize."
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 13, 2008 23:59:34 GMT -5
Kat giggled. She couldn't help herself. >.> ^^!
Eris however, was experimentally poking the cake...like...thing...;_; It was scary to behold.
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Post by Assassin on Jan 14, 2008 0:02:41 GMT -5
-____- and your still mockin' me!? ooooo!! i should kick you so hard in da <gets distracted> oh!! hey Eris, you think it looks good??
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Assassin could only be grateful at times that Hawk had the attention span of a two year old. He dropped his hands and watched as Hawk poked at the cake with Eris.
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 14, 2008 0:08:28 GMT -5
Eris made a face, prodding the cake one last time. Good was about the last word she would've used to describe the cake. Thank Goodness she couldn't say it out loud, or she would've totally insulted Hawk uber badly.
Kat was secretly making plans to get rid of the wretched thing as soon as Hawk's back was turned >.>
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Post by Assassin on Jan 14, 2008 0:11:21 GMT -5
x.X how come you cant talk anyway...<.< i just kinda noticed it
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Assassin made a motion to Kat. He could tell that Hawk was going to get wrapped up in speaking with Eris, well as best as that conversation could go. That would be their only time to get rid of the cake.
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Jan 14, 2008 0:18:28 GMT -5
They must STRIKE. Kat made a move for the cake, but was nearly overwhelmed by the stench.
Eris stared at Hawk, looking faintly bemused. She got asked questions about why she couldn't talk...how exactly was she supposed to answer? She didn't even really know the answer anyways, it was some complicated science that Kat had muttered (and sometimes yelled) about while there was destroying of complicated science-y equipment going on.
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