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Post by afr on Jun 22, 2009 23:00:56 GMT -5
"Hey, you do it your way... I'll do it mine... we'll meet on the other side of the door one way or the other." It was not his mind to argue... they were doing well thus far... "I'll blow that guy away..." *does so* "... then you rip that guy in half... and we'll be homeward bound in no time flat."
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 22, 2009 23:03:44 GMT -5
-Armok twists around blades, dealing death and agony everywhere he goes. Heads, arms, and hands fly as he carves a path through the diminishing number of white cloaks-
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Post by afr on Jun 22, 2009 23:06:53 GMT -5
At last... the front door. "Well... that was fun... how about a nice house warming gift..." AFR pulled out some explosives and tossed it to the door step... in a few moments the door was no more and chaos ensued about the building. "Yippie Ki yay... mother fucker..." AFR was going full john wayne on this ass hole...
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 22, 2009 23:08:33 GMT -5
-Armok glides around the debris of what was the entrance, and peers into the courtyard... a courtyard full of demonic creatures- ... Well. He did it. -Points at AFR-
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Post by afr on Jun 22, 2009 23:13:10 GMT -5
AFR blinked... "Hey... this wasn't all my idea... where did that bird guy go?" He marched forward. "it's the church's property... don't be all butt hurt over that kind of damage. You will rebuild." He recocked his rifle and aimed at the closest one to him... as the gun unloaded it didn't do nearly as much damage as the last lackie took. "Upgrades... lead for good times, right?" Back to ax warfare.
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 22, 2009 23:15:29 GMT -5
-Before Armok can charge forward, a piercing cry splits the air... a crow's cry. One of the new warriors looks up, snarling... and suddenly takes a foot to the face as Kukrix' full bodyweight slams into his skull. Using the man as a springboard, Kukrix ricochets into another group, his staff crushing one man's throat while his shoulder knocks another over- Well fuck me. -Armok shakes his head, then almost loses it to a overhand slash. He snarls, then double impales the man-
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Post by afr on Jun 22, 2009 23:23:16 GMT -5
AFR barreled forward with his ax and had all of the group backed off... then he reached into his jacket and nothing happened it would appear... then they all growled and approached him before getting lifted up and smashed together by two gruesome looking Jack-6 robots. "Where does he get those wonderful toys...?" He smirked as he began to wobble... too much using the jacket for now... time to calm down and fight for real.
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 22, 2009 23:25:56 GMT -5
-A halberd impales a guard about to slam a mace into AFR's skull, and Armok twists it viciously- Watch yourself. -He drops the halberd and pivots, slamming a fist into a red cloak's throat. Before the man can recover, a blade follows the fist-
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Post by afr on Jun 22, 2009 23:32:31 GMT -5
AFR nodded. "thanks..." His Jacks cleaned up nicely the rest of the guards in front of him... he then went searching for more bodies to drop. Before long the rest of the first wave was well handled. AFR winced and had to take a knee before bracing himself with his ax... the jacks disappeared and the extent of his creation abilities were for the most part gone... "Well... time to really go to work..." He spit out some blood from his mouth and attacked the next guard... running him right through from his lower torso to just below his chest on the other end. Both ends wiggled like worms on the snow below.
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 22, 2009 23:34:35 GMT -5
-Armok studies the menacing entrance to the bunker- ... Ideas?
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-Kukrix slams the iron tip of his quarter staff into a white cloak's skull, then walks over to the door. He studies it as well-
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Post by afr on Jun 22, 2009 23:38:13 GMT -5
AFR looks about it... "Well... I would blow it up and then kill anything that moves inside... which is why I'm not the leader anymore..." He put the ax across his arms and waited. "We can take it three different sides then flank them in the middle... or just assault the forces one way and hope we make it to Sanctus before we are boxed in in the middle."
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 22, 2009 23:41:52 GMT -5
-Armok touches the door... and is blown back about six feet, landing hard- ... I don't think it likes me. -He rises, smoke rising off of his back, nursing his injured hand-
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-Kukrix looks at his staff... then back at the door- Hmm.
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... I have an idea. -Armok kicks a groaning, dying man in the face, then drags him over to the door. He pulls the man's arm out of socket, then presses his hand against the door. It clicks open- Thank you. -He kicks the man's head hard enough to break through the bones and cartilage-
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Post by afr on Jun 22, 2009 23:44:23 GMT -5
"That's soooo... Spaceballs of you, Brother." He grins and they press on... "I get the next door."
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 22, 2009 23:47:33 GMT -5
-The red cloaks in the hallway are less numerous than they had been outside and in the courtyard- Think we killed them all? -He grins, and Kukrix chuckles wryly as they move down the long corridor-
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Post by afr on Jun 22, 2009 23:50:55 GMT -5
"Not quite enough... there are still some standing. Orkin man!... we've come to kill some cultists!"
He swung his ax to ready stance and headed for any red cloak who wasn't running the other way.
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 22, 2009 23:52:17 GMT -5
-They make several turns, and finally end up at a winding staircase- ... This seems ominous.
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Surely the prestigious Lord Armok is not afraid of the unknown at the bottom of a staircase?
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Post by afr on Jun 22, 2009 23:55:28 GMT -5
...It usually is the worst thing you've ever seen... possibly with 4 arms and fangs. You know... the usual thing that religious cults hide inside their basements... but we might be lucky this time... maybe it's the rabbit from Monty python and the holy grail." AFR's jokes are still horrible. true to form.
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 23, 2009 0:01:03 GMT -5
-Armok snorts- Or maybe it's the Great Spider... -He chuckles, remembering South Park for the win-
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You two are ... interesting. -Kukrix dashes down the stairs-
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I guess we should make sure he doesn't go get himself killed. -Follows-
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Post by afr on Jun 23, 2009 0:03:19 GMT -5
"Well... I'll watch the rear I guess... but you don't hear me complaining bout it." He follows behind them and starts taking it to those stairs... a small sweat starting to form... "Shoulda hit the gym in the hotel..."
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Post by The Loathed on Jun 23, 2009 0:06:12 GMT -5
-A demonic roar splits the relative calm of the base, and mortar drops from overhead. A nasty crunch and slam is heard from below- ... That would be Kukrix getting himself killed. -He sighs-
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-Kukrix, whom was just massacred by a huge fucking glabrezu thing, is now a heap of broken bones for a few minutes, until the mending process starts-
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