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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Dec 12, 2008 1:14:51 GMT -5
Ahahahaha. Kat was totally making this up as she went along, christ almighty. "Hi!" >.> "I mean...Bonjour?" Ahem. Faking bad French, omg. "I'm looking forrrr my husband?" She pointed to the ring she was fake wearing, "Somebody said he got arrested, and I don't even know how. We're on vacation, who gets arrested on vacation? Anyways, is he here? We've got people waiting for us, cause it's, you know, vacation." BAMBOOZLE THE COP. Hopefully. x.x This worked better when Rose told people she was mentally disabled and had to be in a asylum or something. People seemed to have no trouble believing that, which was totally probably a bad sign.
"Don't be ridiculous, I won't let you fall." Not on purpose, anyways, Hawk would likely make him fall as well. But he didn't have to say that out loud, did he? >.> Meh. Nick was all, THIS WAY.
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Post by Assassin on Dec 12, 2008 1:17:02 GMT -5
Assassin watched Kat attempting to smooth talk a no nonsense cop into something. He leaned back for a moment, shaking his head.
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Post by Miss Twix on Dec 12, 2008 1:19:38 GMT -5
aww thanks ^^ <follows nick 'cause la la la he knew dat way woo hoo!!>
<the cop did that whole big foreign people in my countries siiiiigh> alright, madame we'll get your husband if he's here....what's his first and last name??
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Dec 12, 2008 1:27:50 GMT -5
Well crap. "Um." Think fast! This was a trainwreck waiting to happen. "Do I have to? I mean, I don't want it to go on his record or something, that would be pretty bad. Can't I just point him out, and then you can be like, we can forget about all this? Pretty please?" Ditzy giggle, hair twirl. She totally learned that from Hawk. D: Please God, let it work.
Gooooooooo Nick. He was all over getting skates, cause they kind of needed those, waving briefly when he spotted Sasha and Matthieu out on the ice before he made his way back to Hawk, handing her a pair of skates. ^^ "Here you go."
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Post by Assassin on Dec 12, 2008 1:32:18 GMT -5
Assassin grimaced somewhat as he saw Kat attempt what seemed to be a very Hawk like hair twirl. He plastered on a worried look and pushed himself up from the chair before anyone could really stop him, waving at Kat with his handcuffed hands. "Honey! Thank goodness you're here! Did you bring that French translation book?" He called out as a cop put a hand on his shoulder, hoping he sounded like an idiot husband then whatever it was they thought he was.
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Post by Miss Twix on Dec 12, 2008 1:36:50 GMT -5
thanks ^^ <hawk got da skates and started puttin' them on> woah...heavy...
<another cop sigh> now madame he was arrested we just can't let him...<looks at isaac who's all HEY HEY!! WIFE> is that him?? <because if it's not i swear> you can go check Madame...<cop waddles over to another cop> Jacques...what did we bring that one in for?? <woo cop murmur>
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Dec 12, 2008 1:41:29 GMT -5
Kat blinked, looking almost as surprised as the cop when Assassin jumped up, but quickly covered her expression, "Sweetheart, there you are!" This reminded her that she really didn't like pet names. Bleh. "I was so worried, do you have any idea?" Hmph. Angry wife look! She could pull that off, right? Kinda. Anyways, the point was to be REALLY ANNOYING, so the cops would just be like 'jesus christ GET OUT'.
Nick laced up his skates fast enough, although he probably did a terrible job, "Need a hand?" Ehh?
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Post by Assassin on Dec 12, 2008 1:43:26 GMT -5
Assassin glanced over at the cops before giving Kat a sheepish look. "I know...dear. I was just as surprised as you were, believe me." He shrugged his shoulders and gave the best pitiful and harmless look he could manage.
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Post by Miss Twix on Dec 12, 2008 1:46:41 GMT -5
aw thanks ^^ i do....<takes his hand> lead da way
<the cop waddled back over> Madame you're husband was found in the red light district and was brought in on a solictation charge...<xD> were you aware of this?? <DO YOU KNOW WHAT/WHO YOUR HUSBAND'S BEEN DOING!?>
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Dec 12, 2008 1:51:59 GMT -5
Ahahahaha, oh God. Kat bit her tongue very hard to keep from giggling madly, turning her expression into a frown, "No, that can't be right." Duh, I mean, come on, "He promised he was going to stop that." She spun on her heel, looking at Assassin in a rather accusatory manner. "You promised!" Dx OH GOD WHY? They should win an Oscar or 4 for this. Seriously cops, just roll your eyes and let him go, plz? She could only do this for so long before she started laughing.
Nick helped Hawk over to the actual ice, totally pretending to be awesome and knowing how to skate. Which he did not. >.> Oops. ONTO THE ICE ANYWAYS OH GOD WATCH OUT FOR THE FOUR YEAR OLD D:
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Post by Assassin on Dec 12, 2008 1:54:08 GMT -5
Assassin took a step back when Kat yelled and looked at the cop with another sad look. "I know...I know. Look, officer, she's going to kill me anyway. Please? Just allow me the chance to run before she gets her claws in me." He said, eyeing Kat for a moment. "You won't see me again, you have my word."
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Post by Miss Twix on Dec 12, 2008 1:57:10 GMT -5
<oh god Nick and hawk on ice!! DOOM I TELL YOU DOOM!!> ack nick...<hawk clung> man this is harder then i remember...
<the cop was amused...LUCKY THEM> alright...unlock his cuffs...<looks at Kat> i expect you to keep him off of the streets, if he causes anymore trouble then we'll have to book him
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Dec 12, 2008 2:02:17 GMT -5
Oh, come on, puns weren't fair, Kat was dying here. She crossed her arms tightly, fighting to keep her expression upset. "I can't believe you! On vacation? God!" Hmph! She shot Assassin a glare before looking back at the officer with an 'omg can you believe him' look. "Oh, I'll keep him off the streets alright." Dying, dying, dyingggg. Ahaha, oh God, do it quick, go!
Nick was totally going to skate close to the edge so he could grab it if he started falling. "It'll come back to you in a few minutes, I'm sure..." Hopefully? Ack, help.
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Post by Assassin on Dec 12, 2008 2:04:38 GMT -5
Assassin frowned as his handcuffs were removed, frowning at Kat somewhat. "Thank you, officer." He walked forward, looking a bit meek at Kat's glare. "...I'll take you to dinner now, dear."
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Post by Miss Twix on Dec 12, 2008 2:07:46 GMT -5
you sure 'cause i dunno...<she's by da edge too> heh next time i'm totally pickin' da bar hoppin'...eesh...
<the cop nods> you take her to a good dinner to make up for what you've done, you're a terrible husband...<SHAME!! SHAME!!> now get out of here i've got real business to take care of
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Dec 12, 2008 2:14:34 GMT -5
Kat turned her laugh into a cough, and subsequent sniffle. "Yeah, you better!" She seized his arm, dragging him towards the exit, "I mean really, on vacation? You've completely ruined this, I am so upset right now!" Quickly, before she lost it completely.
Nick edged away from the side, "Nah, see, we're getting it." See, see, he just skated forward there! See that? He was doing great--OH MY GOD SIDE AMBUSH! Sasha was all HAI GUYS!
"Bonjour!" ^^ "Nick, mon cher, cet a été trop longtemps!" Air kiss. Sasha skated back a couple feet, smiling brightly at Hawk. "Hallo! You are 'awk, oui?" Air kisses for Hawk! "I 'ave 'eard so much about you, it is nice to finally meet you." For shizzle. Enthusiasm!
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Post by Assassin on Dec 12, 2008 2:16:06 GMT -5
"Yes, sir." Assassin muttered as Kat steered him towards the exit. "...yes, dear. I know, dear."
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Post by Miss Twix on Dec 12, 2008 2:21:11 GMT -5
^^ it's so great to meet you too!! <air kisses yay!!> well i hope Nick's been sayin' good things about me...<er hopefully> how are you?? <omg another girl that's not all rawr like kat or emo like rose or socially awkward like eris WHAT!?>
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Post by Achtung Katie™ on Dec 12, 2008 2:26:14 GMT -5
Kat pulled him out of the police station, letting her fake upset expression drop in favour of a pretty broad grin, although she was going to save her teasing for when they were a few blocks away, just in case.
D: Hey, Nick was all background all of the sudden, wtf.
omg normal girls! Sasha nodded, "Of course, 'ow could they be anything else?" Duh, what else would Nick say? "I am...excellent?" She glanced at Nick to make sure she had the right word, cause her english was sort of rusty. "Yes, excellente. And you?" So they were basically BFFS now.
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Post by Assassin on Dec 12, 2008 2:27:55 GMT -5
Assassin caught the look on her face and frowned. "Don't even start, Kat." He muttered, shoving his hands into his pockets.
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